Simonian_Emperor's Comments

Excellent boob.. game I mean.

Skipped school, got rejected by a few hoes, became a pilot, feel asleep on the job and crashed killing everyone on board - including Morgan Freeman. Not bad.

Not sure whether to focus on the gameplay or the tits jiggling up and down.

This is probably the hardest "medium" badge on Greg and the upgrades don't help you for shi...

Sex is apparently an element. They should add that on the uhhh... periodic table, nomsayin'?

1st character - chemist who became digitally immortal at the age of 100, same as his wife. New achievement unlocked : Forever AI.

"Cocheta, we need to get the uninfected people outta here!" "Nah, just drop em' off at the nearest church. They'll be fine."

The easy badge is now the hardest considering all the multiplayer armies are nearly impossible to defeat unless you played through the entire game.

So addictive it's not even funny.

As always you can jiggle Natalie's impressive bosom. Good on you, Kupo. Good on you.

Fantastic game. Simple, yet draws you in like no other flash game I ever played.

Where's that opening song from?

2 archers come out & kill all my soldiers and start firing at the troll. New soldiers come out of my barracks and the troll immediately starts to eat them. Archers keep firing & troll keeps eating my soldiers. I raged badly.

I got a hamlet play performed by a dozen flies. Mind blown.

There is no game here, just as the description says. I don't see why something as useless as this is rated so highly though. This kinda thing requires no effort and it's completely useless.

Just completed this game and I must say I'm impressed. The attention to detail and the interesting storytelling, it's just breathtaking. The characters' depth is immense and you connect with them emotionally, this hasn't happened to me since Epical Battle Fantasy 3. This could easily be turned into a light novel. I see great potential both in this game and the developer. I will await the sequel with excitement.

DarkxideX is right, I've been trying to kill the final boss for nearly half a year now and the best I ever did was brought him down to about 20% but then he spawned a freezing cannon and a nuke. Freezing cannon froze both of my characters & nuke detonated. Game Over. I seriously don't think there's a way to beat him without glitching.

The best pokemon rip-off in years.

Fokkin Hell!

Hmmm, the reportage is the most intertesting part of the game. *drools*