Simio's Comments

*thumbs up*

Bug: if you try to send water across the wall, it glitches. Of course, there's no conceivable reason to do this, but still.

First! ...or not. Whatever. Good game, anyway.

Gee, Mr Kupo. I thought Christmas was last week.

If a small shirt of mail made of mithril is worth more than the Shire (and everything in it), exactly how much are those mithril towers worth...?

Over 12 million views, half of which are Linux and Mac users refreshing the page without managing to get the game to load.

What a horrible night to have a broken down car.

Urist's Pendant: "This pendant menaces with spikes of elephant bone." Dwarf Fortress reference, I approve.

Moving is really awkard, and the hitbox is not where it should be. And why does the mute button not mute the death cutscene?

Why?

A cannon that shoots chainsaws. How could I not give it 5?

Meh. Not enough improvement from the first one, feels like more of the same.

Protip: using nukes is not hazardous. Zapping them with lightning is.

So then, do you have enough bullets, God of Cats?

Wonderful little shooter. I love how it somehow feels both retro and smooth.

look "You're in a room with a door. You're wearing a shirt and pants. You have no hair." look hair "You shed a single tear."

The game's font does not work for me...

Their starting health is OVER 9000!!

Finally, a really original game! A bit short, but awesome anyway. 4/5

So annoying... the fading transitions between rooms got annoying after the first time, there's no need to tell me every time that I'm entering The Attic or The Bathroom or whatever. Also simply saving and clicking continue didn't work, I had to reload the page.