SethGagne

“The ways of the uterus are so beyond me”

Before I get started I would like to brag about the relationship I’ve ever been in. It involves sucking and grasping, truly amazing. I grasp my controller and suck at C.O.D. Ha! Just kidding, but when you have sex with one person you aren’t just getting exposed to them but also to who ever they slept with before you. To help you understand this concept, let me tell you Alice’s story. When Alice was in grade 9 she met Fred in home-EC. Pretty soon things started getting hot outside the kitchen, and they were having sex. Alice was a virgin BUT Fred was a regular man- whore. He slept with 6 other girls before Alice. She went to exposure 0 to exposure 7. All this to say watch out, you crazy cats, 1 + 1 = 3 so use protection:).

Always remember when times are though think of your mother, she gave birth to your dumb ass. She’s always there for ya :)

10/10 professional rap
I was hospitalized, and circumcised
All my tears are dry but still lack my mushroom pride
Oh my mamma is a jew
She sure can twerk but is a jerk
Doctor sniped mah tip
Now girls have to deal with my circumcised dick
I was analyzed, criticized, then circumcised
Oh mamma this is all your fault,
I really think you’re in a cult

Lol you are actually amazing if you read this whole thing, so thx (:
http://imgur.com/gallery/dhIJXIS
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Cocktopus ;)