SaucepanMan's Comments

Very fun, Very original, Very good-looking. Good on ya!

(We need edit functionally) I think I misunderstood the blurry colors that was the game when that happened, lol. What actually happened was that the bird caused the turtle to bounce insanely fast. Hindsight is 20-20 with x-ray goggles on (makes you look stupid)

Holy shit I just hit a big bird and gained so much speed that the damn screen wrapped; The turtle just popped off the top,up through the ground and up to approximately the height he was on when he hit the bird again. Amazingly hilarious and hilariously amazing game.

Actually fixing the game > requiring players to rely on tedious workaround.

Started good but hit a wall when the big blobs that fire full circle entered.

Game should not have even been considered for achievments yet. Shouldn't have left the alpha stage, even. Shit sucks. Example: Between towns I ran into a buccaneer party without any health to fight BUT no flee button either. I could press go and watch my and their party walk against eachother indefinitely,however. Finally I clicked battle and the screen fades to black and... THEN TO GAME OVER. While I was low on health,I saw what damage was done and it was NOT enough to kill me. Like I said, Shit sucks.

Great concept but WHY IN THE NAME OF THE INTERNET WONT YOU LET ME TURN SOUND OFF??

Spawn creeps can glitch through towers when they split. Rage-inducing when going for the sandbox-badge, I tell you.

Laggiest piece of game on Kongregate.And no, my compy does not suck everything else on kong runs smoothly.

Lag seconded, I almost couldn't finish 30 because of it.

Great game, but as stated the challenges are a bit too luck-based.

Damn not being able to edit comments... Also, it friggin glitched where there was still time on the counter when the last person died but I still failed!

It's very annoying not being able to reset quickly after missing the last shot.

Nice game. Excellent voice acting and some clever stuff. However: 1."There's no reason to play around in the kitchen. Move on to the next room." - 4th wall, meet bulldozer. 2."As funny as that would be, I can't do that." - Repeat about 50000 times until I find the one UND PRECISELY VON correct solution among all realistically viable options.

Umm, Is it just me or does he automatically reload after every shot with the first gun? That's not intended behaviour is it, I mean there's 11 shots left in the clip...

The only real challenge here is the lack of documentation. Once you figure out how to chain turrets even extreme is cake. You know.. Unless you get greedy.