Sarah345

Halfabee: “I drank what?” -Socrates
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AbsoluteYin: Worse things have happened in a democracy.
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FR35HPRINC3Of10: ii have a 3.4 gpa
McIntosh: Not hard to do in special ed classes.
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GeneralRed: I saw bigfoot in my garage… he was using the belt sander….

KoalaBars: To masterbate?
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dragonreborn567: No… No, you go with it. I want ANSWERS! samanthaccp: YOU ARE GAY! YOURMOTHER HATES YOU! YOU WERE ADOPTED! samanthaccp: AND THE WORLD IS TRYING TO KILLL YOOUUUU o.o

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DrewEntreri: Am I the only person that was not turned into a zombie?
AbsoluteYin: I wasn’t. Now it’s up to us to repopulate the world.
DrewEntreri: Oh….quit trying to get me into bed with you.
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MizuIsHere: I made funny versions of alot of songs, I am gonnna be the next weird al yankovic, Ill be Weird Ass Yankurdick :)
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GeneralRed: you know if Carmen SanDiego and Waldo had a kid, No one would ever find it.
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Solsund: most people self censor in real life to keep from getting in trouble. Remove that fear and wham people go nuts.
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werewolf505050: Alright eibot, I need you to go get a rope and a chair, and maybe even a buddy to help you out with this one. I’m gonna get you a link on how to hang yourself, because it would just be helping us all out.
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MarsIsHere: Sarah.

Sarah345: Mars.

MarsIsHere: How come I don’t have any qoutes on your profile
MarsIsHere: ?
Sarah345: give me one.
MarsIsHere: **** you.
Sarah345: quoted.
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jyden30: sarah will u marry me
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schwerganoik: I can’t decide / whether you should live or die / Oh, you’ll probably go to heaven / please don’t hang your head and cry

schwerganoik: No wonder why / my heart is dead inside / cold and hard and petrified / lock the doors and close the blinds / we’re going for a ride

Realisation: When there’s something wrong / In the neighbourhood
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BargeBot: In yesterdays news was a story about a robot in the Robot Olympics that failed the gender test; today it got hit on by Prince Charles.
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EmosBleed: But WHO THE **** ARE YOU
EmosBleedsVagina: I
EmosBleedsVagina: am…
Siyakon: reported
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bobby87412: do you use completely correct grammar when you’re texting your friends?
RPGLord: No, Bobby, I ignore them.
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AznHalfBloodz: There is no need to do it right. Ask your mom details about how you were conceived.
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slug97: Azn, dude, if you were talking to me, i suggest you stop

AznHalfBloodz: :)

AznHalfBloodz: I was directing that comment at someone else, but even if I did, it is highly unlikely that you will jump through my computer screen and have a tantrum in front of me.
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Sarah345: Congratulations, Azn, You have earned a spot on my profile!

AznHalfBloodz: You’re not the first female to tell me that, Sarah.
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Mousethecat: Cybering isn’t a crime.
Mousethecat: Just a VERY questionable use of your time.