RinnyLightspear

How’s it goin’ bros? My name is…. RINNNNNNYYYY LIIIIGHTSPEEEAAAARRR~~~~ :D Oh Pewds… xD Anyway, pleased to meet your awesomeness and stuffs. xD I hope we all get along or… Spreads rainbow dragon wings There may be tacos. :3 BEFORE YOU GET TO KNOW ME, ALL TIME LOW, SIMPLE PLAN, TOMMY HEAVENLY 6, AND CREATURE FEATURE ARE THE AMAZING BANDS WHO TAKE OVER MY LIFE AND MAKE ME WHO I AM. So you diss them, and we’re not gonna get along. Also Glaze, BronyDanceParty, TheLivingTombstone, JackleApp, Alex Gaskarth, Jack and Pierre are men who have blessed this world with there smexy voices. :D Anywho, I guess here’s a little about me. I am awkwardly weird, I fall down a lot, I can stick my arm into a Pringles can, I cannot get unenergized, I’m in Choir and play Bagpipes, I live on a farm and have many pets, and I have Rainbow ninja parkour ninja skills. xD My sweet little pet MFDDOR (Midnight Fluffy Dragon Dancing on Rainbows) Is my pride and joy,l xD SO BACK UP, SHE’LL TAKE YOU OUT. beaming hot lead into undead freaks. :3 Wow if you read this far… Okay I dunno even.

Some of my favorite quotes and lyrics:
Oh it’s nothin’ special it’s just MY BASS CANNON!!!!! Blasts rave music -Vinyl Scratch

Manage me, I’m a mess
Turn a page, I’m a book
Half unread

I wanna be laughed at
Laughed with, just because

I wanna feel weightless
And that should be enough

But I’m stuck in this f******* rut
Waiting on a second hand pick me up
And I’m over, getting older

If I could just find the time
Then I would never let another day go by
I’m over, getting old

Maybe it’s not my weekend
But it’s gonna be my year
And I’m so sick of watching while the minutes pass as I go nowhere
And this is my reaction
To everything I fear
Cause I’ve been going crazy I don’t want to waste another minute here

Make believe that I impress
That every word
By design
Turns a head

I wanna feel reckless
I wanna live it up, just because

I wanna feel weightless
Cause that would be enough

If I could just find the time
Then I would never let another day go by
I’m over, getting old

Maybe it’s not my weekend
But it’s gonna be my year
And I’m so sick of watching while the minutes pass as I go nowhere
And this is my reaction
To everything I fear
Cause I’ve been going crazy I don’t want to waste another minute here

This could be all that I’ve waited for
(I’ve waited, I’ve waited for)
And this could be everything
I don’t wanna dream anymore

Maybe it’s not my weekend
But it’s gonna be my year
And I’ve been going crazy
I’m stuck in here

Maybe it’s not my weekend
But it’s gonna be my year (it’s gonna be my year)
And I’m so sick of watching while the minutes pass as I go nowhere (go nowhere)
And this is my reaction
To everything I fear (everything I fear)
Cause I’ve been going crazy I don’t want to waste another minute here
-All Time Low Weightless

America: Dude, I think the World Conference can convene. Solving all of today’s problems by talking excessively! No matter how hard it seems, we can fix anything with enough meetings and photo ops. Feel free to speak honestly while protecting your chances for re-election. I’ll go first! About that whole using global warming to enslave humanity thing, I think we’ll be okay if we genetically engineer a huge hero and have him protect the Earth – I give you the super hero, ‘Globoman’! Japan: I agree with America. Switzerland: Man up or I’ll beat you with my peace prize! England: There’s no way some hero will help global warming or humanity’s enslavement. France: If Britain and America don’t agree, how can I be superior by dissing them both? America: You Frenchies just love to hate America. Why not go back to making us hot green chick statues like you used to? China: Western nations are so immature. I doubt they ever grow up. Maybe I can try appealing to the only option of theirs that seems to work. Would you guys like to sample some Chinese tasty treats? France and Britain: We’d just get hungry again! Spain: Hey, why don’t you say something Russia? They’ll stop fighting if you go over and step in. Russia: What? Why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help. Then Latvia will be right behind. Estonia: You’re so tough, next you’ll try to pick a fight with Haiti. China: Please everyone, calm down! Germany: Everyone shut up! England and France: Germany?! Germany:We’ve called this conference to solve the world’s problems, not to fight about the problems of our past. And since I’m the only country who seems to know how to run a meeting, we’ll follow my rules from here on out. Eight minutes each for speeches, no chit chat about side deals, and absolutely no going over the time limit. Now if you want to go, make sure you’re prepared and raise your hand, but do so in a way that does not mock any salute of my country’s past. [Italy’s hand goes up] Germany recognizes his friend Italy! Italy: Pasta! -Hetalia

Italy [singing a song about Germany] Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I’m your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn’t suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It’d be heaven for a dog. Yeah that’s Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You’re crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody’s head? Please don’t come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!-Hetalia
There’s more but…. 0_0 this is a lot to read for non readers. xD

If you made it this far well. It’s best that you don’t ever question why I’m depressed okay? Just please don’t.

Merry Christmahaunzakwaunika!