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Our subject is Robert Dixon, a 32 year old born in The United Kingdom. He says he follows no religion, which is suspicious and unlikely. During The Incident, Robert Dixon was in The United Kingdom. He claims he is closest to his uncle. We learned some things about Clara Dixon, Robert's sister and suspected terrorist: she is a floral designer, is in India, converted to Buddhism for a friend, and is in a relationship with Samuel Murray - which we can use to get to her. A team has been sent to pick Samuel up for interrogation. Robert Dixon claims he did not kill anyone, and says he remembers everything that day. Based on our interrogation, we determined that Robert Dixon was controlled by telepathic aliens who wiped his memory after using him for purposes unknown in The Incident. Punishment: Indefinite detention.

So... this is Space Pokemon?

Does anyone else think the mystical guru is a reference to Avatar: The Last Airbender? I think Aang sneezed on him at one point, and they look the same.

'Don't be a baby, ribs grow back.' *turns to bird* 'No zey don't.'

I big problem that I've found is that sometimes when I enter a dungeon, an enemy pops out from underneath his block and starts attacking me. I can't kill him until I charge across the room, killing everything in my way while he's throwing axes at me, which is a massive problem in later levels, since enemies are more frequent, and they have higher health and attack points, which means I'm most likely to die when this happens. I'm not sure if anybody else has this problem, but it can get really annoying and unfair for the whoever does. Any chance on a fix?

I love the soundtrack, and I'm definitely going to buy it sometime in the near future. My favourite moment (so far) was probably the 'trick and mortar' line.

This game is like Dynasty Warriors in that it makes you feel better about your skill level by killing everyone else besides you in 30 seconds so you have to run around and do the mission on your own.

When you play a level for long enough, it get's really hard to see the red-covered zombies because the ground is all the same colour...

Today, I learnt that zombies can cook pancakes.

That moment when a car is left behind, and when it finally catches up (after 2 minutes) it falls off the road >_>

Jesus, I beat the game. And even though now I feel like pounding nails into my f**king eyes, it was... actually no, it wasn't worth the aneurysm.

I'm sorry, but I don't care how much they want your brains, if you shoot something with a shotgun from point-blank range, that thing should explode, unless that thing is a god damn rhino. Other than that, it's a great game.

Once everyone else left, a redneck went to the breakfast buffet, to the gym, back to the breakfast buffet and then back to the gym.

I then proceeded to realise that, unlike the last challenge, I can move...

How on Earth can anyone get past lvl 17?

From the loading screen, we've got a cop, a guy with a baseball bat, a girl with a... water balloon?, a guy with a TV his back and a rock-star (probably not well known), standing in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. What could go wrong?

Got any tips on making a zombie happy? Do I sing it lullabies, or buy it MW3 or something?

Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. So that's where that came from. I still associate it with the TARDIS, though.

"They hit our walls like a storm. We hit them back" YYYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

JoeySkywalker, are you saying, by using Chrome incognito, you can die, quit, open another window, and live again? If so, you are my new hero =D