RadienX's Comments

My rating would be considerably more forgiving if there were a practice mode that allowed me to tackle individual segments rather than having to smash my head against a brick wall of a segment that I can't even do trial runs of.

Now that I've gotten the badges, here's my thoughts: It's solidly made, with the talent tree thankfully separating it from roguelikes to become a rougelite bullet hell (the superior form of the genre) That said, it can be quite frustrating with the fact the game itself considers survival and elimination-type missions to be cop-outs, rewarding only two item boxes instead of three, especially when the two choices of level presented are BOTH two-box missions, which can make you fall behind a bit on item count and power. Strongly suggest tweaking things that either those missions give up to three boxes like the others, or ensuring one choice is always a two-box mission, and the other is always three-box, so that there's at least some level of strategy and that if you die its because you've fallen behind by taking the easier route, that's at least attributively your fault and not RNG being screwy Also that orange boss can get buggered with a cactus

Nothing says "You're in for a rough time with this one" like when an enemy hits you once and simultaneously activates all three goblets

I got to the part in act II where there's some imperial emissary in the tavern, chose to fight him because our whole cause is against the Emperor, saw the '???' over his health bar, used a scan scroll, found out he had infinite health, then immediately stopped playing. If I wanted to lose a fight for story purposes, I'd go to a damn casino.

My hammer when I attempt to smash a burger on the ground: Your hitbox is weak, old man My hammer when there's an apple near one of the burgers: Your hitbox is about the size of Siberia

Levels 1-3: I'll try spinning, that's a good trick! Level 4: This used to work.

There are few things more satisfying than purchasing the Rump Roast upgrade and then going back and massacring the levels that could not be completed by any mortal means now that the damn paratroopers can stop surviving.

I have never hated goblins as a species so much in my life.

When I saw the "Guild" function, I got legitimately worried that in-game guilds existed in their typical forms, and the fact that I'm a Forever Alone would significantly impact my abilities. Imagine my relief and subsequent cheering when I discovered that was not the case!

Guests, could you stop breaking the machines in the laundry rooms... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!

Them: *Exhausted* Why won't you die?! Me: *Chomps down on my eighteenth healing shroom* I came prepared

you found an artifact? PUT IT IN THE WAREHOUSE!

Badge Idea- Canis Conquerer (Medium or Easy)- complete the game

im telling you guys, the cakes are a lie

Flight clearance denied. "ok..." *checks power levels* "all are at full..." Flight clearance still denied. "WHO THE HELL NEEDS FLIGHT CLEARANCE!" *Shoots computer* "jeez" *Launches shuttle*

how in the name of the Xel'Naga did this game get a badge!

what really sucks is that you cant but level 2 or 3 weapons with spores

stage 29 almost made me ragequit

youd think that the spear would evolve into the Katana Of Godly Might instead of a lolly

needs a badge