Qwazzerman's Comments

This is what it must be like inside the Large Hadron Collider.

Oh, I just got that joke. You use the Escape key to escape. Heh.

If you're trying to figure out how to get into your lair, perhaps a team of superheroes could help. Their lair seems to be nearby... Pizza, anyone?

I sprayed every available space of every location with Luminol (blood stain spray). Just to be sure.

Well, this is okay... Wait, you can blow up everything? WAIT, YOU CAN FLY IN THE CAR?

"People called Romans, they go house?"

Heh, they didn't pull any punches with the ball jokes.

I want an option to try to beat the dinos to death with the detached limbs, flares, fists, or whatever else I can find. Maybe they just need a good smack to let 'em know who's the boss.

This seems strangely reminiscent of the Tom & Jerry game for the original Gameboy (that I'm sure I'm the only one who played it or remembers it). But in a good way.

"You cannot ween, Bison!"

The deepest circle of hell is reserved for betrayers, mutineers, and now also the AIs that always seem to have the producer-killing cards whenever it's most inconvenient for you.

It's so simple yet so entrancing.