Quamp's Comments

If Plan A doesn't work you can always go with Plan B. Repeat everything the loading screen tells you and try Plan A again

Admit it... You tried to bounce Anna's boobs multiple times, even tho you knew this would'nt happen after the first try

On the later levels. Try taking the higher route. It´s a lot easier

I like how the music is in sync with every jump you're supposed to do

Must be a pain pushing the car all the way back to the place he started.

I thank the people for throwing loads of money, fuel and repair kits in the air! You never know when a rocket could fly by and need it!

The world is getting infected by zombies! What to do!? What to do!!?... ... "FAP FAP FAP*"

This game has the most amazing dialogue. You never know what is coming. Brilliantly done. It's like having a surprise in a surprise which actually is the hole surprise. like surpriception

5/5 even before i started playing! Just for the cigarette load bar! :D

"A surveillance camera?" MAJOR FLASHBACK!

Why are the cleaners so unlogical? "Oh here's some trash" *cleaning* "The room next to this one is trashy too, but i think i'll just go to the other side of the inn and clean that bit of trash first!"

A good strategy is that when you see an enemy you go immediatly to the left or right. go around them not besides them

So my girlfriend says in an interview that i am "experimental" in the bedroom. And my boss hates me for it... what the heck did i do? Is he jealous?

i think the linesman is so blinded by my skills, that he never flags for my offside passes

Okay i need a 8 to continue.. a 7... *turn card* damn another 7... *turn card* NOO! Another 7!! please no 7 please no 7 *turn card* DAMMIT! *turn card* finally an 8! Now i need a 7 to continue!! >.<

I died and now i'm in an endless loop of falling...

Oh hell yeah! Take that Madagascar!

Why is it always that an entire civilization has to be slaughtered before a hero shows up to deal with it!

Brilliant game! Some suggestions: The map is really streched out, maybe make it a little less wide. A health bar for every enemy so i know how many health it has left. A few typing errors but that does'nt really bother me. overall epic game! 5/5

I wonder what the reactions of the guards would be if your assassination was succesfull...