PyroOfFlames

the goverment has poisoned us all
poisoned our braincells
we cannot use our full potential human beings because the goverment took our only braincell
theyre faking us with plastic new braincells, wanting to control us
they are working together with aliens.
legends say the aliens are going to betray them, and then work together with the evil sky baby
but the evil sky baby will betray both groups and take over the multriverse
once he has taken over the multiverse he will steal all of our milk
the only option we have into defeating the sky baby’s secret evil plan is drinking cola, and killing all the cows.