PivotPoncho's Comments

Seriously ConArtists amazing game but fix the f***ing save companion key already!!

A fierce battle rages, orcs are slaughtered mercilessly, men fall courageously on the battlefield. And a flock of sheep eat grass casually next to the barracks...

i bet the 10th princess is one fine piece of ass...*SMASH* "hey ba- OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

And the world record for the longest in-game straight road goes to...*DRUMROLL*... ROAD OF THE DEAD!!