PetFan

I’m just a young woman who enjoys idle games more than a lot of people, but is getting kind of sick of Badges of the Day taking half the week to complete.

PetFan: The devil makes idles for work hands.

Plankton88: Like theres a way to say **** * more words?
Plankton88: *** *
Plankton88: The f-word
PetFan: There doesn’t seem to be much of a way to say the f-word.

PetFan: That’s the maximum point of my knowledge. In another joke.
KayNer: mh, i will refrain to interpret the joke. i just say: you are not a negative as long as you are counted
PetFan: One of the children’s books I used to read as a kid was math-themed and had a similar message.
PetFan: It always made me a bit more positive.

DrakeVonDragon: Back when I joined, you were 5, Pet.
PetFan: Yeah. And now I’m legally old enough to get married.
PetFan: In the UK, at least.
skullcrusher202: Holy crap, we’re old.

PetFan: So glad to be part of a chatroom which shares my opinions on sharp pointy things.
Sleepingpill: They’re great for cleaning fingernails
PetFan: But if they slip, that’s really painful.
Sleepingpill: Ew, common sense
DrakeVonDragon: But if they don’t slip, it’s not fun.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s not fun and games until someone gets hurt.

PetFan: Me too!
TheOnlyJosephrak: Pet are you piggybacking?
PetFan: Just being me.
TheOnlyJosephrak: Very well, carry on.
PetFan: Well, it is Rule Six.
TheOnlyJosephrak: What about Rule 34?
DrakeVonDragon: Not suitable for chat.
DrakeVonDragon: Including clauses of the rule.
TheOnlyJosephrak: Excellent
PetFan: I was gonna say that
PetFan: And I was referring to this chatroom’s rule list on the Kong Wiki.
TheOnlyJosephrak: I had a feeling but I’m too lazy to go find it
PetFan: I’ll paraphase it.
PetFan: Rules One and Two, combined, are to be as nice as you’d be if a mod was watching, because you should assume there is.
PetFan: Rule Three is not trolling
ciruvan: Rule Four: There IS no Rule Four
Ems85: I’ve arrived half way through a conversation. Why are we recapping the rules?
TheOnlyJosephrak: Well, lovely conversation, but class is over and I must go.
PetFan: Someone was too lazy to look them up
TheOnlyJosephrak: So long, and thanks for all the fish
Crinkle: bai Josephrak
PetFan: Rules Four and Five are both no RPing, only Rule Five says it in an ironic manner
DrakeVonDragon: brandishes anti-RP amulet
DrakeVonDragon: Best idea we’ve ever had.
PetFan: Yeah, like that.
Crinkle: i love my amulet, i keep it in this nice shiny box for use when i really need it
DrakeVonDragon: The anti-RP amulet used to be an actual thing.
DrakeVonDragon: Now it’s just another piece of jewelry for the veterans of the chat.
ciruvan: behold, the Blessed Anti-rp Amulet of Normal Conversation
Crinkle: it’s an older item from a random drop, super rare now
PetFan: Rule Six I shall actually quote, because it’s my favourite: " Have fun. Enjoy yourself. Be yourself."
DrakeVonDragon: It’s not even a random item, it’s an event item.
Crinkle: you can occasionally find one in the MP, but they go for lots
DrakeVonDragon: Or legacy item, I think they’re called, when they’re from an earlier iteration of the media but unavailable now.
PetFan: BTW, how is the anti-rp amulet supposed to work? Joy-buzzer-style electrocution is a good idea.
PetFan: Prepares to get zapped
DrakeVonDragon: You just brandish it like I did.
Crinkle: you just have to brandish it. it just ceases all RP.
DrakeVonDragon: And people start debating irony instead of RPing.
ciruvan: i like brandishing things.
PetFan: No, I mean the punishment.
Surfdude87: hey
Surfdude87: i’m back
SoulFlierGamer: Was someone RPing
DrakeVonDragon: There’s no punishment about the amulet.
SoulFlierGamer: ?
Crinkle: there isn’t. it just ceases all RP and changes it to Debate.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s just a distraction.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s very shiny.
Surfdude87: y’all RP or something?
Crinkle: it’s a defense item really, it doesn’t have any attack points.
Crinkle: no.
Crinkle: we don’t.
Crinkle: we do not RP.
PetFan: Well I’m gonna make my electrocuting.
Surfdude87: good
PetFan: *mine

PetFan: Once you start wishing you could be younger again, you aren’t a kid. I reached that point at least 2 years ago.
szotyacid: And when you stop wishing you were older.
Evernewb: plenty of people do both at the same time
szotyacid: I feel younger than my age, but I don’t actually want to be younger. Where does that fit in?
cammanderWho: where you are about to get hit by your age like a ton of bricks
szotyacid: In what way?
PetFan: Don’t get me wrong, I still want to be older. I just wish I could be younger too.
cammanderWho: well, how old are ya?
szotyacid: 29
cammanderWho: fatigue
cammanderWho: lots and lots of it
szotyacid: Yeah I don’t really feel that.
cammanderWho: soon™
PetFan: I’m 15. Wish I could be independent and irresponsible, but they are mutually exclusive and I can’t be either now.
majora4: I think I understand completely. Like, I’m acutely aware of the fact that I’m closing in on 30, but I still definitely feel like a kid somehow
szotyacid: There are plenty of independent irresponsible adults.
szotyacid: Not something to aspire to imo.
PetFan: Yeah, but I also want to do something with my life.

ihateyoutoo: ah * I got killed by a blade queen
ihateyoutoo: oh wait, that’s just a normal queen
PetFan: We are the champions, my friends.
ihateyoutoo: nah, that’s a freddy mercury queen
DrakeVonDragon: Indeed.
DrakeVonDragon: He’s my favourite queen, though.
DrakeVonDragon: He’s much better than the immortal Elisabeth II.
PetFan: What about Conchita Wurst?
Hollycide: I’m my favourite queen
DrakeVonDragon: Is that the Eurovision Jesus?
PetFan: They’re a drag queen.

PillboBaggins: can you throw snowballs?
DrakeVonDragon: Today, yes.
DrakeVonDragon: Because the snow was super dry but it melted a bit by now.
PetFan: Not going outside in this weather, but I could.
ToonGav: lol it’s just got deeper and deeper up here, past my wall now over half a metre
PetFan: Two and a half consecutive snow days for me.
ToonGav: i’ll just have to walk to the supermarket to pick the crates up for the match tomorrow
PetFan: If you can get the door open
DrakeVonDragon: And I’m worried about less than 10 cm of snow :P
PetFan: or are you gonna climb out the window?
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DrakeVonDragon: Go ahead.
PetFan: And btw, I’m totally counting you as cool.
DrakeVonDragon: I’m trying to stay warm, but okay.

DrakeVonDragon: Last time I just blurted it out, he took a break from the chat for almost a week.
ciruvan: and this time it will be two weeks. runs away crying
ciruvan: nah, we cool, bro
DrakeVonDragon: Yer a swell guy, brah.
ciruvan: resumes work on secret scheme to annex slovenia
PetFan: Good, cause I would’ve punched Drake for making you cry.

ciruvan: i’m a perfect mix of schwarzenegger and einstein, btw.
ciruvan: i have einstein’s body and arnold’s brain
ToonGav: you look like einstein and have the brains of arnie>?
ToonGav: hehe
ciruvan: yarp
ciruvan: give me your clothes
ciruvan: no? okay. walks into a wall

ciruvan: searches for his flammenwerfer

PetFan: I just did a puzzle entitled " Go kill 30 giant rats."
ciruvan: but why? rats are good people.
PetFan: I didn’t kill any, that’s just what it’s called.
PetFan: Picma is a weird game.
ciruvan: picma is a good game.
PetFan: True.
ciruvan: i played it through on another account. not doing it again though.
PetFan: why?
ciruvan: too much work just for those badges
PetFan: Still fun though
ciruvan: yeah.
ciruvan: i have so many things i could do that would be fun, but i have so little time.
ciruvan: priorities :D

DrakeVonDragon: I believe that was what is called a “joke”.
DrakeVonDragon: It’s an attemp’t at humour, but it will not work on a machine such as myself.
Dahjro: Plot twist: Drake is a bot
PetFan: I thought you were a dragon.
DrakeVonDragon: Bleep boop.
DrakeVonDragon: I can be a robot dragon that is also a lich.
Surfdude87: hey
PetFan: hey. we’re talking about robot dragons.
Dahjro: Where can I buy one?
PetFan: Morrisons.
DrakeVonDragon: You cannot.
DrakeVonDragon: I am a custom job, designed and created by myself for myself.
Dahjro: Oh, ok

Crinkle: we could mot Drake, but them we’d have to check whose trimket was nagical and whose wasm’t and them we’d be in a big ness.

majora4: However, in practice, this turns out to probably be a bad way to make decisions, so, y’know.
PetFan: I’m currently binge-playing the Reincarnation series, it’s been ages since I last played them
PetFan: Interestingly, it’s also a series involving bad decisions
AustinV292: yall played legend of the void?
majora4: In his book “The Paradox of Choice: Why Less is More” Barry Schwartz talks about how there’s often a sweet spot where you have enough options that you feel empowered to make a meaningful choice, but not so many as to be overwhelming
PetFan: No, I haven’t played that
PetFan: Have you played Reincarnation?
AustinV292: not yet
majora4: One strategy he proposes to cope with the fact that there are usually too many options available is to shift your way of thinking. Don’t worry about if you’re finding “the best” one, just find one that’s “good enough.”
PetFan: It’s an awesome series
DrakeVonDragon: Is that the one where you play a demon and stage “accidents”?
PetFan: Yeah
DrakeVonDragon: That one was fun.
Power_Slacker: hi
od99: YADA YEET
touetoue: živijo DvD
PetFan: I really hate the comments where people ask “Why can’t you just put the bleach in her coffee?” It has to look like an accident. It’s a rule set by God himself, people.
od99: but god is the coffee?
PetFan: That would sound really weird out of context
PetFan: Both of that

zenmags: I would imagine only so much can be said about kumquats in particular
zenmags: but then, I admit I am somewhat of a layman in these matters
Crinkle: oh we don’t really research them anymore, mostly they just roam the grounds wild
Crinkle: don’t feed them though, they’ll never leave you alone once you feed them
KayNer: its a long term observational study
PillboBaggins: they bite
zenmags: I was under the impression that the kumquat was a sort of citrus fruit
PillboBaggins: they’re like the foodimals from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2
PillboBaggins: these ones have teeth
Crinkle: yeah, or Annoying Orange
DrakeVonDragon: There’s also a wild herd of Grapefruit that moved in.
DrakeVonDragon: We leave them alone because they don’t damage anything.
zenmags: I remember a book by that name from my childhood
DrakeVonDragon: Also fascinating to study when you’re bored of kumquats.
zenmags: of course it’s a movie now, of course
PetFan: Can you feed the grapefruit?
PillboBaggins: they’re pretty docile and don’t mind us if we sit nearby observing them
Crinkle: there’s no grapefruits living here
DrakeVonDragon: There are, Crinkle.
Crinkle: what
PillboBaggins: best to let them feed themselves when they can be bothered to show up
DrakeVonDragon: Remember, there was that herd that arrived like nine months ago?
PetFan: You only said we couldn’t feed the kumquats
DrakeVonDragon: You can feed the grapefruit.
DrakeVonDragon: But they’re wild.
DrakeVonDragon: Even if mostly docile, they can still hurt you.
DrakeVonDragon: Like hippos!
PillboBaggins: or kangaroos
Crinkle: i’m still warning y’all, they’ll never leave you alone once you feed them
Crinkle: i can’t even get to the mailbox anymore without being mobbed
PillboBaggins: they’re a lot like the bin chickens
PillboBaggins: feed one and the whole family want feeding
PillboBaggins: then the entire tribe
DrakeVonDragon: Then the entire species.
PetFan: so don’t feed them?
Crinkle: well you could’ve told me that —before—
Crinkle: it’s a bit late now
DrakeVonDragon: We weren’t aware.
DrakeVonDragon: That’s the point of research.
DrakeVonDragon: To find stuff out.
zenmags: I thought that the point of research was to get grants to do more research
DrakeVonDragon: That’s only the point of research that operates on government money.
DrakeVonDragon: We have a private fund.
DrakeVonDragon: We can research whatever we want, whenever we want.
zenmags: no publish-or-perish stress?
DrakeVonDragon: Nope.
zenmags: sounds unlikely
DrakeVonDragon: Which is why we can let the kumquats free-roam.
DrakeVonDragon: Not even they are stressed.

KayNer: i only bite idiots
darkmath777: I something you should fear
KayNer: *am
PetFan: But I’m an idiot;)
KayNer: these days, the definition of idiot is a bit loose

PetFan: Hey, anyone here?
KayNer: aye
PetFan: I would’ve misquoted a song if you hadn’t answered.
KayNer: “is it me you’r looking for”?
PetFan: They call it lonely posting
PetFan: The original lyric is “lonely digging”
KayNer: welp, someone has to man the lightpost for lonely sailors
PetFan: From lone digger by caravan palace
KayNer: ah, i was on the “hello” song from richie
PetFan: I have to eat lunch, but I’ll be back. Enjoy your lonely posting till then.
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PetFan: I’m back!
KayNer: wb
PetFan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4 Here’s the link for that song.
KyleE492: ok
KayNer: intersting because the video gives the song a totally different meaning compared to the lyrics alone
PetFan: The song’s basically about being the only one dancing at a party.
KayNer: i would watch a 1290 min movie made in this anime stayle, to be honest
PetFan: It gets a bit violent at 2:10
KayNer: yeah, but that anime norm since akira
PetFan: It does fit, because the gazelle girl is the only one dancing. And she carries on throughout the video, oblivious to the violence around her.
KayNer: aye, it does fit, but without the video the soundtrack looses that obviosuly
KeithB616: whats going on numnuts?
PetFan: Just some lonely posting.
ShehrozA7: hi
ShehrozA7: are u real people?
ToonGav: no
ShehrozA7: oh ok
PetFan: Well I am, but I dunno about you.
ShehrozA7: i am not a fool
WillardMitt: nah. just one person
ShehrozA7: u guys lying
PetFan: Which means they’re lonely posting.

PetFan: nite Drake
KayNer: beautiful landscapes for a kid to explore
PetFan: Not ignite, although that’d be cool
Valle: Yeah, it’s beautiful.
Valle: Just be careful with the ravines.
Valle: And the sheep.
KayNer: we do not try to ignite DVD, because we like him
Valle: Some of the sheep are ********
Valle: Wait, is that why we don’t do it? I thought it was because we didn’t want him flamin’
KayNer: or the elchs/raindeers. and then a tire breaks and like in kanadia, the next sciutry is 50km away from you
PetFan: Well, I dunno if he’s hot.
KayNer: DVD is already hot, no flames necessary