Patratele's Comments

I love the plot, I love Carol of the Bells, and I love this game :D

I was about to give it 5 stars, 'cause frankly, this is awesome, even though I'm not into guitar hero games, but I'll give it 4 because of the constant freezes that make it impossible to hit the notes. :(

Finally! A game where you play as the Stig!

isn't it somewhat troubling that the highscore leader spent over 11 hours on a single run?

deserves more than 3.94 :(

lol one of the "best" comments has a -1

I found a beggar crushed under a safe, and kate drowning in the basement. 2 of my cats were on fire, and a bear was clawing the pizza boy. Amidst all the chaos, a half-naked worker was standing on top of my fence, flexing his pectoral muscles at the sheep that was so happening to be standing in my yard.

Why the hell is the pizza boy moaning?

"Ranger, shoot that enemy troop!" "I can't sir! the river is in the way!"

if you want to get the less than 4.000 frames achievement, try to get 3 or 4 tombstones at the same place (try in the middle of the map so you don't knock them off screen) and whack them and the beard at the same time. the beard always follows you unless he does the laser thing or tosses the bread. This way you should reach the maximum experience before he turns into a skull, or at least be close to it. During the transformation he's invulnerable so either whack the tombstones some more, or if you're maxed out, charge the magic attack to the max, and release once he finishes the transformation. Never get close to him when he's in position for the attack, instead try to intercept him. Hits slow him down for a second, and you can pull off 3-5 hits each time you intercept. He attacks on the left, the right, then the middle in that order. Hope this helps. :)