Octavarium

Dear reader of my profile,

Thank you for stopping by. Since I seriously doubt anybody will read this, though, I can probably say whatever I want here. But I won’t, and I will instead say: Talk to me. You will get a much more accurate portrait of who I am, I promise!

The summary, for those dozens – nay, hundreds! – of people who surely read this: I’m a crotchety old geezer, I do physical chemistry which means that I do a lot of math and physics, I like to complain about that fact a lot, and I eat obscene amounts of chocolate. I can probably help you with your math/physics/chemistry homework, if you ask nicely. Not that I anticipate that ever happening~~