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I am the legendary MISSSENTIMENT. and i have song for you today

The Cafe Truth
Produced by MissSentiment
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Back when the room was new,
The participants were down on their luck.
And everywhere oppressive brutes called mods ran amok.

It was a nasty place.
There was a ban wherever you stepped.
Where Sike Reigned and silences and warnings NEVER slept!

And then along came Miss!
She hurled her brash insults!
She snapped!
Gave those suckers no way to cope!
They’re trapped!
And on her own stopped Mouldy in her traaacks!

And that’s the Cafe Truth!
The gal was too type A to just RELAAAAAAAX!

And that’s the room’s last ban.
Sustain the room while still in her youth.
Though honey it may seem impossible,
that’s the cafe truth.

In Cafe Kong, life was neat and
Smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though honey it may seem impossible,
That’s the Cafe Truuuuuuuuuuuth!