NeilYoung

“If you love God, burn a church” – Jello Biafra
“What causes more crime and death on this planet? Drug addiction, or wealth addiction?” – Jello Biafra

I happen to have a very close relative who also plays on Kongregate, he goes by the name Docter_Ted and he’s my 6th cousin, twice removed.
My Yu-Gi-Oh Card (Made by JoshinatorKY, thanks Josh)
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JoshinatorKY: wait are you retarded? if so just tell me so i can stop making fun of you for a good reason :3
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JoshinatorKY: No there were some guys that claimed to be jews that ****ed up my fav server and i had to moderate all day religion jew troll >:O
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MonochromeHearts: Canadiannnnnn. win
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Oace: ’TIS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING
Oace: TROLOLOLO TROLOLO
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Oace: Lulzsec found a bunch of government e-mail addresses on porn accounts
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JakeInTheBox: Sorry, I guess my work computer is a big piece of shit that likes to just shit everywhere

DesiredCalibur: takeyourgodandshoveitupyourass

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Inb4 God ain’t real
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DesiredCalibur: GTFO MOSQUITO IM TRYING TO EARN THE HARD BADGE GODDAMN

DesiredCalibur: its easy its just that this ****ing mosquito lands on my arm and sucks my ****in blood and i gotta swat it away and the bitch messes me up
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Oace: Japan people, u song so silly

DesiredCalibur: i saw a chinese buffet with a little kid at the register…

DesiredCalibur: im like “CAN YOU SEE ME HURR DURR”

Oace: **** yeah using tech words in an order that makes no sense to persuade my parents
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JoshinatorKY: other than maybe something like Bawlsinass syndrome (made up just now)
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Ihascookies: IH senses are tingling.

InfiniteHunter: IH has no senses.

NeilYoung: LOL

Ihascookies: LOL

MonochromeHearts: ._______. wat

InfiniteHunter: IH instantly knows everything.
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Oace: There’s an idiot from my school who thinks he’s all smart because he knows that he can put a computer on sleep mode

Adrokila: Make it shorter please.

Adrokila: Oh lawdy what did I just say.
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JoshinatorKY: hiper wants to join

JoshinatorKY: Emma is a girl so she has to leave

NeilYoung: LOL

NeilYoung: i agree

NeilYoung: :D

InfiniteHunter: …

JoshinatorKY: she should be in kitchen anyway

MonochromeHearts: I don’t always eat cake… But when i do DIABEETUS
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ToxicWizzard: WHYMUSTYOUASSume

ToxicWizzard: im hindu cuz im indian?

ToxicWizzard: I am btw

InfiniteHunter: …

InfiniteHunter: Neil’s a Canadian.

InfiniteHunter: It’s acceptable for him not to know about Denny’s.

InfiniteHunter: Heck, it’s acceptable for him not to know anything.

InfiniteHunter: Silly Canadians.

Kthxicus: shouldn’t you be watching Cyberbully on ABC Family?

Kthxicus: I could have finished that movie in five minutes. Basically someone says something online about someone and I say “nobody gives a shit”
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onemetallica1: i only got the easy and medium badge

onemetallica1: cant get the hard :/

NeilYoung: :(

JoshinatorKY: Take Viagra

NeilYoung: LOL
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NeilYoung: wow a game i’ve never even played with badges :O
lynx45678: an endangered species…
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Oace: Man is like spider

Oace: Bound to have sticky hand after being on web
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hiperson134: dudes, I just watched The Human Centipede last night…that totally reminded me of it :p

oIIEthanIIo: I heard that movie…sucked ass
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Oace: ALL HAIL KING INDENT
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Graviity: i seriously cant move my right leg

Oace: o-o

Oace: Maybe it’s the gravity

Oace: BA DUM TSSSSSS

ranger3: yo mama so po she cant afford the or

lynx45678: I’m not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for blacks.

NahTano: my attention span is like.. oh wait wat that shiny thing???

hotchiz21: i need some baby racoons.does anyone have some?

hiperson134: I think I’ve got 3…

MonochromeHearts: LOL.

MonochromeHearts: WHAT THE HELL.

MonochromeHearts: JUST WHAT THE HELL.

Archimonde123: I AM A WINNER

Feanaro82: you missed and E there, Arch.

NeilYoung: LOL

Archimonde123: where

Feanaro82: … really?

M_U_D_K_I_P_Z: onemetallica1: r purple sacks goood…. (reply)

M_U_D_K_I_P_Z: go to a doctor

M_U_D_K_I_P_Z: e.e

NeilYoung: magin loves me though :)

Maginmaniac7: Stfu Neil

JoshinatorKY: Sure, i’ll take a look , how long is it?

oIIEthanIIo: Taking a piss with an erection is easy.

NeilYoung: oh god no it’s not

Darthhulk: oh hell no

Iggyshark: It is if you don’t care about your ceiling.
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Iggyshark: Do you go for the awkward squish approach? Or perhaps the tetris approach of alternating breasts?

hiperson134: argh, got kicked (reply)

hiperson134: code? (reply)

To hiperson134: “smell my anal vapor” And wipe my butt with your…"

To hiperson134: OOPS NOT CODE
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NeilYoung: MrPHOENIX134: yeah. love sucking on some fags (reply)
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Scatterbrainxxxx: What is funny is when you see a lesbian couple one of the two is manly and when you see a gay couple one of the two is feminine so why not just do the one guy one girl?
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JoshinatorKY: There was a turd so big we had no choice but to lift it out of the toilet and throw it in the thrash compactor. e_e

NeilYoung: ……….

JoshinatorKY: it was like twice the size of the pipes

meris97: Iggy waht is your real name

meris97: tell me

meris97: I wont hurt you

Iggyshark: Osama Bin Obama Hussein Barack Laden.

ppp32: HOW DO YOU PLAY :L

JoshinatorKY: By following the god damn instructions you bitch.

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: And watching his kids, AND writing a sermon, and then probably something pertaining to TTT

ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: he’s almost never JUST texting someone

Oace: And watching some teenage girls, and writing a sexual letter, and then probably something pertaining to CP

buggieboy: /)

NeilYoung: no

NeilYoung: not a hoof

buggieboy: Don’t leave me hanging.

NeilYoung: ……

NeilYoung: I can’t believe I’m doing this.

NeilYoung: (\

JoshinatorKY: Brony **** **** ****ing shit tit **** **** shitter

NeilYoung: LOL

buggieboy: I love you so much right now, Neil.

buggieboy: I made my thing bigger.

NeilYoung: inb4penisjoke

lynx45678: …Don’t be a dick, Neil. ;P

NeilYoung: ba dum tissssss

Iggyshark: Neil should be as cocky as he likes.

Iggyshark: Afterall, YOLO

NeilYoung: What is Trix? .___.

Oace: …

Oace: Burn the Canadian!

xToxicRainbowx: facedesk

NeilYoung: Matt is Canadian.

InfiniteHunter: BURN THE CANADIAN!!!

peterporty: if you call them “wrong” and you keep doing them you’re an immoral bastard.

heyo123: nope

heyo123: i do not live forever

oIIEthanIIo: I just made a band called 1023 megabytes. We haven’t done a gig yet.

Oace: HE HAD A VIOLENT AND ABUSIVE FAMILY, CRIMINAL PAST, AND LOVES VIDEO GAMES? (reply)

Oace: BAN VIDEO GAMES (reply)

NeilYoung: WHY CANT I FIGURE IT OUT
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: what
oIIEthanIIo: because you touch yourself at me
oIIEthanIIo: night
oIIEthanIIo: wtfme
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heyo123: god sent the jews to 9/11 the sodomites in new york

Zedzero2: YOUR FATHER LEFT YOU CUZ YOUR A ****ING WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT
MrWeirdo: ya zed
NeilYoung: ya zed
JoshinatorKY: ya zed
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MrWeirdo: I WANTED TO SYMPATHY HER (reply)

Angieluvsyou101: I am the one on the left with a Brony hat.
MonochromeHearts: Hold on, getting on chrome then I’ll judge you some more
ShiverUrTimbers: Well in their defense Iggy, maybe they are really ugly and it’s …. BRONY!?
NeilYoung: so much swag in that pic
ShiverUrTimbers: BRONY!?OPjiaedf
ShiverUrTimbers: aaoisjdfaisdjf
ShiverUrTimbers: HREOIAH
ShiverUrTimbers: BRONY
buggieboy: And here goes Josh.
ShiverUrTimbers: ABRON
ShiverUrTimbers: BROYYYA
ShiverUrTimbers: BRONY
ShiverUrTimbers: ****ING BRONY
ShiverUrTimbers: KLL
Angieluvsyou101: T_T
hobo_33: oh god.
ShiverUrTimbers: II
ShiverUrTimbers: LK
ShiverUrTimbers: KILL
ShiverUrTimbers: KILL
ShiverUrTimbers: KILL
an_alien: …
ShiverUrTimbers: KILL
ShiverUrTimbers: KILL
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Iggyshark: Twenty years ago, I’d agree with you.
Oace: …you would be 1

F_r_o_g: brb time to go grab a snack and not be naked and having sex with a tree at all whatsoever

F_r_o_g: why would you even think that?

F_r_o_g: sickos