MurderMunkey's Comments

*Poof* and there goes all my progress.

How does 1.0 + .1 + .5 = 1.5?

Upgrades say they're available, the button is enabled and I have enough xp but can't buy any?

This really could use better info about how exactly garden work.

The gold autobuyer still buys disabled upgrades.

Why does the automation completely reset on prestige?

The most unique idle game I've seen.

The colors for things that can and can't be bought are way too similar Maybe give them a little bit of color, maybe a shade of green for available or red for unavailable.

I've never seen a game where the game cheats so hard in the AIs favor.

How does it make sense that I control twice as many planets but am out-produced 3 to 1?

So I selected windowed instead of fullscreen when I first started, which means I can't see portions of the interface with apparently no way to change it, rending the game unplayable. Awesome.

@Fluffythebad Kongregate didn't make the game so I don't see how they could fix it.

The improvements are much appreciated, especially the increased rate at which points are gained.

Curse the lack of proper formatting.

This game would be a lot better if it was any good. 1. The AI is a joke, despite the experience "it's-a-feature-not-a-bug" non-explanation. Your soldiers are, quite frankly, stupid. 2. The soldiers stats swing way too much to the extremes; I have yet to see a soldier with a weapon skill of over 30 (with some as low as 10!) UNLESS they start with around 70. 2. The game is ridiculously, painfully, stupidly slow. The guys move too slowly, you acquire points too slowly, THE GAME IS TOO SLOW. And saying the game "takes it easy" in the beginning is the same "it's-a-feature-not-a-bug" BS used to hand wave the poor AI.

(Part 2, because it takes two posts to explain just how bad this is.) 3. Related yet again to the AI issue, having such little control over your own guys is frustrating and useless. Either make it fully automated (which wouldn't work due to the horrific AI) or give the player more direct control over the units. 4. This isn't a strategy game- it's an obtuse and boring dice game. Randomly losing soldiers while advancing up the map, random decision making by your "soldiers," random air and artillery strikes killing ~20 points worth of men an upgrades despite all precautions. It's a joke, and a bad one at that. I'm going to go play a fun game now.

I am SUPER bad at this game.

Very funny little game.

The difficulty seems to vary wildly even within the same difficulty setting; one build strategy will get me almost to the end of the game, yet when I try the exact same thing in the exact same way another time, I'm utterly crushed. It seems far too random in a game with little in the way of random elements.

An okay game; at the higher levels, artificially inflating the difficulty by simply having the computer outnumber you heavily and constantly spam is frustrating.