MostlyJewish's Comments

26/30. Should have gotten an art history degree. :(

5 star for Diabetes the cupcake boss.

Quickest way to godhood: (slight spoilters) get the slowing totems maxed, it makes hitting the high numbers way easier. Get the klingon axe. Increase your strength by trading in level 3 sets to the alchemist. I am pretty much indestructible and I have like 12 pages of scrolls. Pretty fun to get there but not sure what to do now ;) Fun game!

A beautiful game about what it's like to be an artist bunny having to work a shitty job.

This game should be called "Watching Some Lines of Apples and Wine"

Another game which has convinced me to never give Kong another dime again. Such a great game and now I can't get to my old account in-game. 2nd time this has happened with a game on here I've paid kreds to.

nevermind... worked in safari. strike that!

In Chrome and Safari I can't get past the load screen. :(

Can't fish for tuna in a mountain lake. :)

This would have sold five million copies in 1990. Seriously.

Idle games are repetitive. They are boring and repetitive. Don't complain about them being competitive, when you knew that going in. Why do you play them? Why do I play them? They are a curse to the world. Yet I keep playing them.

Your army of 800 billion vampires is no match for my army of 4.7 septillion! Welcome to my mines, where you will accompany 23 trillion other vampires!

Reminds me of old "Sumer variant" games on DOS. really cool.

"what's the point ... " this is an idle game. developers poop these out. there's no balance, because the game itself is pointless.

till caos tear us apart

Great first game... I just took over Dent, but the Dent map is stuck open. I can't click on any other locations? There is no way to close it. Bug?

Sure, it's kinga a ripoff of Don't Starve, but it's also one of the best submissions to hit Kong in months. I was so tired of the wave of lazy idle games. Every once and a while a game comes to Kong that is instantly "a classic," and this is one of them. Yes, there's some tough edges about the interface, but it's a roguelike, and it stays true to form. It's been a long time since I've spent hours on a new submission here. I look forward to whatever this developer does in the future.

I hits the english languages wiht my swords. it fails by 3 hits. five point toward arcanes magic potion elf. fight warrior withs potion to win battle victore.

Pretty easy to win with just a maxed sword! The boss was very laggy on my machine. Overall a really cute game though. Look forward to future stuff from the devs.

Please take this idea and expand it. It's hilarious.