Moids's Comments

Obviously, the bloons have nothing to do with monkeys. The true enemy of the bloons is the player, since obviously, we're paying the monkeys to kill the bloons for us, so they're mercenaries.

You should add a "sell all" button on your inventory and pets. It gets tedious clicking sell on your 50 items, because they arn't good to replace your current equips.

...Doesn't being outside the base ruin the whole purpose of a base? I mean, sure there could be some survivors living there, but if there is, they must be the most useless survivors ever.

Huh, these guys won't go out to recess, but walk and follow me around. Wow, if only I was that popular...

You know, maybe his teeth won't get damaged if he didn't grin so much.

Right click and press rewind about 3 times. EPIC CHORUS!!!!!!

You know, it's actually pretty fun, when you're the one selling guns in a zombie/alien apocalypse.

Zombies can use guns, they are insane enough to blow themselves up to kill one person, and get stronger. Reasons why I'm preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

...How is it that the news reporter is always the last person to die?

So, I'm supposed to be from the future right? Then why the hell do I have a knife instead of a gun?

You know? I learned a lot about dogs. 1. They are invincible 2. They can transform into robots 3. They can teleport ...So why do we have dogs? Look above.

If the monkeys can operate a Gatling gun, shoot plasma off their eyes, and can man ships as well, then why the hell are they popping balloons when they should be at war?