Ministress

Ministress of Obfuscation

Yes, I’m vegetarian… and this does a good job of explaining it.
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This may or may not depict how I happened:
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Me, then and now:
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Obfuscation:

The art of explicitly defining terms and concepts in such a fashion that comprehension on the part of individuals is appropriate to their status and intelligence quotient while guaranteeing that pseudo-intellectuals and post-literate neophytes are prevented from excessive elucidation.