Mike_Weedmark's Comments

91 needs a better pic imo... pic completely unrelated to answer.

lol@that sparta strategy. Just get a grenade launcher. End of story.

The controls and physics in this game are _awful_. I just finished getting the last badge and I felt like I spent the whole time walking around on some kind of sticky ice that makes you slide when you want to stop and makes you feel like you're glued to the ground when you want to run. The shell had two opposite problems as well: it was way too heavy to actually kick very far, but way too light to actually stay the hell on the ground. I felt like I couldn't jump closer than five feet away from it without it being punted 50 yards, but when I actually went to go kick it, it would just simply never take off the way it I felt like it should've. The badges were hard, but the difficulty felt artificial and left me with the all-too-familiar "if only these controls weren't garbage" reaction. I WANT to like this game in spite of its flaws, but I can only justify a 3/5 as it is. GL on the next one.

This game has a lot of music glitches, sometimes songs will keep playing when you exit a game, etc... And you really need to do something about collisions. The impossible badge really deserves its name... since you can get hit flying through empty space.

Where is my avatar from? I've always wondered. It's the default blue and white one that's called "eyeball" but I don't know what it's referencing. It would be nice!

Yes you can get a Razor Queen on a small nest, and when an RQ appears and you die, you'll notice an extra button next to the Retry button that says "Rematch." You can respawn with full armor and hazard suit next to a razor Queen for three or four attempts each time you see one. That doesn't mean the battle is fair though. Killing one is pretty much just luck of the draw. I would still suggest going to practice mode and fighting them until you've offed five or six though, it'll help you survive and teach you when and where to attack. GL, I had a hell of a time with RQs! They were the last badge before I got the impossible yesterday. You can do it!

This game is awesome.. except for one thing: The Razor Queen. I'm not against tough opponents, but I am against having to retry until I get a version of a monster that uses a killable formation. Fact of the matter is, 95% of the times you encounter her, she's literally invincible. Not "difficult," not "insanely hard," not "99% unkillable," but actually ****ing _INVINCIBLE. This i a problem and needs to be fixed. Luck has no place in videogames. Take it out.

I figured since I bothered to get 519 diamonds, I should at least 5 star this for ya. GL, hope it gets badges!

Also wish buttons worked when you pressed them. Sometimes I realize I sound like a bastard on Kong, but I mean come on :/ You can click a spell 3 times in this game and get nothing, or select all your zombies and tell them to attack-move and they just stand there :/ The controls need more finesse.

I wish the Abyss was about more than just grinding out the rest of the upgrades :/

5/5, good gameplay, good pacing.

Another great game made artificially challenging by horrendous controls. When you get the fly item you lose the ability to drift slowly downward and double jumping just makes everything to do with flying a pain in the ass. Specifically not being able to properly drift during the Blocky fight is a ridiculous pain in the ass. Also, it's strange how the easy badge is so hard to figure out compared to the mediums and hard. I had to actually spend 5 minutes trying to figure out what the hell it meant by "kitty caught," since I had been catching it for the whole game. It's rare that I get two mediums in a game before one easy, in fact, I think this is the first time it's ever happened. Very strange badge.

I liked this game enough to play it after I got all the badges, until I finished the trophies. It's a total rip of that game where you shoot the turtle out of the cannon though. Just sayin'.

The physics ARE horrid! But I managed to get the 99 problems badge in spite of them :P YAY!

This is a really bad game. I dunno what else to say. Keyboard mode is just one giant fu.cking facepalm. The line feels the need to keep moving even when you've stopped pressing any keys. This is not a problem on mouse mode. Fix it.

Keyboard mode is very jerky... even with the most delicate control, your line will just dart off fairly often and get you killed.

The lag in this game is so bad it's almost comical. What is it with SCGMD games and not being able to synch the songs with gameplay?

I like this game, but... the notes are horrendously off-beat. To the point that the easiest way to get perfects is to turn the music off. That's unacceptable for a rhythm game.

Do people not try very hard for high scores on this game? I just got 1st place without a whole lot of effort, and I beat 2nd by 50% of his score... I didn't even die by accident. I suicided out of sheer boredom... I could've kept going :/

The ghost towers are bugged, sometimes they won't shoot behind them even if a ghost is in range and there are no other enemies on the screen.