MikeNimmo's Comments

These upgrades...what is this? Path of Exile?

So the Lord of Hell is basically an animated castle who just sits there soaking up damage until he dies...okay then.

Oh look...Tiny Wings

How to win the campaign: 1- Only upgrade Spear Training and Armor; 2- Tape down the Spacebar; 3- Laugh.

It was kinda annoying to get perfects on some of the missions from the first two campaigns but getting three stars on the third campaign's missions just consisted of me laughing maniacally while spamming gunbots/wizards.

Wave 18 of survival mode: WHAT?

I wouldn't mind the crashing if my saves weren't constantly deleted.

Just a typical round against a double nuke. First nuke detonates: Both characters die, their auto-lives kick in. Second nuke detonates: Natz dies, Matt's survival saves him with 1 hp left. Tank attacks. Game Over.

Logged in for the first time since getting the Medium badge. Bought 50 Castles.

Hmm I could dig around these lava rocks until they empty out...or I could just stand under them until my inventory is full. BEST. PLAN. EVER.

Hyperion is more like a medium badge. He has a ton of health but his damage is weak when you have a shield or two. Atropos on the other hand, he's worthy of a hard badge.

OH SHI- THE FINAL BOSS IS DESTROYING MY WALLS LIKE CARDBOARD. *spams Aegis Barriers* The boss got so mad.

Spam Rabbits...for 120 levels...just keep spamming those rabbits.

Text log. It's now been five days in the desert. Food and water supplies are low. Sand has clogged up the axles of my skateboard, it is becoming more and more taxing for me to skate on using my flimsy stick legs. I have come very far and it is now far too risky to return to town. I only hope I come across a sign of civilization soon. I estimate that I will have to resort to drinking my own piss in another couple of days.

Its actually sickening how good I've gotten at these kinds of games over the years. It's just one of those useless life skills you pick up from playing too many flash games. Precision cursoring.

After defeating the final enemies in Chapter 8 it suddenly occurred to me that I had no idea how to get out of the prison. I was expecting a Templar Guard to drop a key or something but that didn't happen. In the end I just ended up stupidly standing over the dead bodies of my enemies with no idea how to move on from where I was. Anyone else who has the same problem, just reload the game and win a battle like the badge description says and you should get the badge.

Wait, there are other units other than the human militia and human archers? Oh well.

Hmmm, Hp Remaining reward bonus...How can I exploit this?

I was originally the Guildmaster of the Enforcers until one day one of my subordinates tried to search me for illegal goods. Out of pure indignation I killed the man and quit the guild.

Went to level 18 and amassed about 3 waves worth of money. Spammed lasers. There were no survivors.