McMurderpaws's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Papa's Freezeria

May. 15, 2017

16

If this week's Kong badge weren't a Corgi, there is NO WAY I would play this game. Papa games simply aren't fun. I already work a tedious, repetitive job; why would I want to "play" doing the same?

Pixelvader

Mar. 27, 2017

2

"Congratulations. You move so fast, old people can't see you."

IndestructoTank! AE

Nov. 10, 2016

3

The keeping the mouse cursor on the screen thing is killing it for me.

Royal Warfare

Aug. 24, 2016

-3

This game has been loading for over 2 minutes and is only 66% done. o_o

Shopping Cart Hero 2

Aug. 02, 2016

6

Don't people usually FIX boring, grindy gameplay that people complain about for the sequel?

FINALLY! A way to put the Japanese classes I took 15 years ago to use! >_>

Jacksmith

May. 26, 2016

14

What's with the absurd number of loading screens packed with ads? -_-

Christmas cat

Dec. 15, 2015

7

@Gabriel1777 - "Felis" is a type of cat. It's a pun, not a misspelling.

Sentry Knight

Dec. 14, 2015

2

This game is just... tedious. And the skill trees don't tell you what the pre-requisites are for other skills, or even which ones you can access from the start.

Jump Out! The Box

Oct. 14, 2015

1

1 star for the random bumper BS in the last few levels. Level 19 is ridiculous, level 20 is damn near impossible.

Robot Wants Puppy

Oct. 09, 2015

8

Devean -- Go right, jump over all of TWO bad guys, and collect the pink power up that lets you throw your cat at enemies as a weapon. Throw the cat at a wall and catch it before you hit the ground. It takes less than a minute.

Robot Wants Puppy

Oct. 07, 2015

0

Oh my god, I love the "Robot Wants ____" games. These are THE BEST short-form Metroidvania games I've ever played.

Flaming Zombooka 2

Oct. 07, 2015

7

I'm pretty sure bazookas don't allow you to adjust the thrust on their projectiles, which are, themselves, rocket-propelled. This game is more like... Flaming ZomPortableMortar... 2.

Oh boy, a timing-based physics puzzle game? *flips table* >_<

173

Those feels when you give the Bounce command to a Dibble and it immediately snaps its own neck. o_o

Medieval Rampage 2

Jun. 30, 2015

9

September 2009 was a dark age for UI design.

Battalion Commander

May. 21, 2015

1

The hitbox on the towers is too big... I've died 3 times from "bumping" into the barbed wire even though I was still several pixels away.

Phage Wars 2

Apr. 28, 2015

2

Soooo much better than yesterday's badge of the day. This was a lot of fun. :)

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Apr. 13, 2015

-3

Shoulda been called "Lagasaurus Rex." I'd almost think it was made by the Strikeforce Kitty guy...

NoNoSparks: The Ark

Apr. 02, 2015

1

Y U NO NONO NO MO? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)