Mattress_Man's Comments

I found the birds to be incredibly aggravating at first. After a few levels they became immaterial, despite there being like 13 of them.

I find the top comments hilarious and all, but can someone please put some tips? I keep dying at around level 4 or 5 when I get massed by a ridiculous amount of zombies.

Oh, and "Mark got a few scratches during the fight but SHE'LL be ok." What the hell is 'Mark' short for?

"On the way back Soldier Long fell behind and got jumped by Zed. Then this guy Long comes out of nowhere, shotgun blazing, and makes swiss cheese of the dead." ...wait, what?

Orion has a bow, not a sword...

I have 2 things to say about this: 1. DAMNIT WHY CAN'T I FLY OVER THIS TINY FREAKING ROCK IN THE WATER?! 2. The mice look and run like the mice in South Park.

I really find the combination of cartoony animation, the music that sounds like a slow level in Kirby's DreamLand, and ridiculousness of the game are a perfect combination. The blood splatters are a bonus comedic element that, put together, make a very decent game. It would make a great app too.

Too much torque and the leaning back is soooo much more sensitive than leaning forward it's ridiculous. If you want to top Motocross Madness you'll have to do better.

God this game is challenging on a laptop.

My God it's satisfying to go back with the super bomb and blow the f*ck out of all the castles that gave me trouble.

Anyone notice the bomb says e7 on it? C: Who could have thought of this mastermind plot to... wait a second. IT WAS E7 HIMSELF! THE ROBOT WE SENT TO STOP THE BOMB WAS THE ONE WHO MADE IT! NOOOOOO!!!

Lol, English fail. Would be really nice if character had a quicker response to controls. I kept walking off the freakin edges or into lasers with just a tap of a direction.

There needs to be a larger area of impact. I'm aiming dead centre on their heads and shooting like nuts with no effect. It seems I have to aim at their neck to get a head shot. Only in the second chapter though.

Online play would be amazing. Great game.