Malakost's Comments

Boss fight? Lol, just literally shoot him in the beginning, lay it on until he's 1 shot away from death, just before the end of the race, 1 shot kill him, yawn your way to victory

My entire reaction went something like this, "Er... That's it?"

Needs some type of formal ending!

This game is kind of depressing heh... Depressing but true, life is a huge struggle, you literally fight your way through it only to lose in the end. Yikes! (Fun gameplay though)

Should throw a little humor in there to spice it up a bit. For example: Once you hit 1 million damage or something, bring up a leading cinematic or something suggesting "I wonder what this beastly weapon would do to poop?!" Then have a splatter in your face scene when we all of course give it a try :P

Question remains if this is multiplayer honestly? It seems like every other opponent has a number in the middle of their name, I can't imagine that's just a trendy coincidence?

Had to do a replay to let that AI know just how I felt about that last game of chess.

Humply Humply Hippos? If Milton Bradley only knew...

Hah. Leave it to a hammer and a good hook to give me the winning edge!

From hot to not in a single gem. Irony!

Dammit you seriously ended my super launch because I went into space??!?

Does blood shield work? I've intently watched, it doesn't seem to.

Why is my name Glenn?!

A leader/kick feature would be nice for those people who join and do nothing.

Excellent! A whole story at which for some reason we're all subliminally encouraged to base around the versatility of a dick! 5 stars!

1. Find Santa 2. Eat Santa 3. Profit - ROFL

So uhh... Someone tell me why blowing off his appendages doesn't count for "Damage" :P

Needs just a few more upgrades, I found myself maxed about half way through the game. Really like the game though, gameplay is great!

So is it me or does there seem to be a whole lot more fuel cans on the way down? Hehe

"I was a zombie once" - Cracked me up good!