Lurch91

Ask, and thou shall receive, unless I don’t like you. My usual chat is FAWOWP, but I’m pretty flexible.
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Rules:
1. I swear I won’t put my tongue in, around, and generally all over your censored.
1.1. Unless requested.
2. censored is always an option if normal censored is out of the question.
3. If the answer is still no… :3 that’s the spirit!
4. Lurch is always right.
5. If you find yourself arguing with Lurch, refer to rule number 4.
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Best. Song. Ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzC4hFK5P3g
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Swag Spies MUST be stopped at ALL costs!
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Lurch91: I look like Jd from scrubs, jason biggs, mike myers and keanu reeves turkey basted a bucket of censored into dakota fanning, apparently.
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Thanks goes to RemoWilliams for making sure this profile was censored.