LuisDanielBarros

First thing in the morning, I wake up and have breakfast, which is basically a cup of water since my throat is dry after waking up, then I go back to sleep until 3pm.

Then I microwave lunch and manage to eat it in under 2 minutes, since I don’t like keeping the love of my life waiting, aka my kongregate account.

Before playing, of course, I have to take care of myself, so I have a nice large cup of coffee to keep me awake for the next 48 hours, I drink it and lick the bottom of the cup to make sure all the sweet caffeine is in my veins.

Finally ready, I turn on my computer, log into my account, and open my browser, which opens kongregate.com first thing it does.

From that moment on, I can extend my arm to any direction I want and either grab an energy drink, barbecue flavored ruffles or my cellphone, from which I can order a large carbonara pizza. Protip: don’t order pizzas at 2pm, they told me to fuck off last time.

Have a good day, and thanks for passing by my kongregate profile.