Loupy's Comments

Aside from being laggy and buggy, progression is just... lame. There's no real control over when costumes pop out.

Lag. Major Lag. 1/5

Bad game is still bad. no thx, not even for a badge.

Meh. Another "find a random pixel that actually works" game. Not in the mood.

Even your walkthrough can't reach par in level 8. Pitiful.

That music. -_-

Hate the monkey, love the puzzles. :)

Considering I just go to the healing monolith thingy every time anyway, can we just have the pets full-heal after every battle? -_-

Simply can't produce enough to keep up with 8/day when my crew, at best, makes 6/day with greens. And my double chance is loaded from crafting stations and the toolbox, but it never happens. Typical of Edgebee's minorly incremental-gains systems and poor RNG. :\

The map could use a way to mark "dead" spots visually. It'd be a handy quality-of-life improvement. Also, some of the stats don't seem to do anything, which is depressing. And also really annoying when a character built with high damage in mind doesn't do anything more than the weapon's base damage. -_-#

Note to self: If I want to escape my past, jump a lot and in pointless locations. :P

Interesting concept. Lousy controls.

These launcher games are such a slough. And to have one where you start just languidly flopping about 3 feet provide no excitement or incentive to even try and push past the most BORING part of it.

Crafting. Doesn't. Work? WTF? I have exactly what's been asked for, but it says "Nothing created." Yeah, I'm just gonna 1/5 this one.

Space to advance dialog but click to get rid of tutorial windows. -_- Small annoyance, but a significant one right at the beginning of the game. Almost couldn't get to the starting stick-weapon because the movement is too wonky. ....Yeah, not a fan of this thing.

So, a "puzzle" thing where there's no explanations. Lovely.

...Why is this game of the day? Why is this even on Kong? Lack of music, effort, and correct spelling. -_- 1/5, yo

Kong decided to promote this vulgar piece of garbage as a game of the week? Slow, plodding gameplay combines with an unlovable cast to make for a painful waste of time.

Stage 12 is flat BS. Outnumbered 4:1 without even enough cash to start a new plant? Bee. Ess. Seriously.

So.. to go faster, I have to waste time drinking? Yeah, thanks for that.