LotusFay

Hey, its Lo.
If you don’t know me you should, everyone else does. Get with the program.
Let’s see…. what is there to tell

I talk more than I play on Kong and if you think my comebacks are dumb, you’re right, I know. It’s part of the appeal :)

QUOTES:
“Years ago my mother used to say to me, she’d say, “In this world, Elwood, you must be” – she always called me Elwood – “In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.” Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. " –
Elwood P. Dowd

Ajaxgreater: “The one with the red dot and the black guy got me so hard!!!”

TehUberAhsem: I hate commercials.
LotusFay: They are rather evil
LotusFay: Diabeetus
LotusFay: giggles
TehUberAhsem: I love that guy!
TehUberAhsem: He’s so awesome!
LotusFay: Wilford Brimley has to be a robot
LotusFay: Hes been old forever
TehUberAhsem: He’s like Santa.
LotusFay: HE IS!
LotusFay: :D
TehUberAhsem: Whenever his commercial comes on I feel like it’s Christmas too!
LotusFay: Except he gives out diabetes testing supplies instead of toys and candy :( TehUberAhsem: He should give out candy so he can sell more diabeetus testing supplies. LotusFay: I was telling my head chef that if I were a dentist, I’d open up a candy store next door.
TehUberAhsem: Yeah! It’s a flawless plan.
LotusFay: Totally.
LotusFay: I’d be rich.
TehUberAhsem: And when you succeed then the voice from Mortal Kombat would say flawless victory!

mischamartin1994: i like sucking cooks
Farrhago: I don’t think the cooks appreciate that.

Karrmah: I want to have sex with my dead sister

Spazticus: I don’t know… Pancakes on a stick seem a little sketchy to me.

LtDiablo: I feel sorry for your right hand sparten, it must suck being attached to you