LordKhan's Comments

It might be stockholm syndrome but by the time you get the impossible badge, this game really does grow on you. Happy to be done, but the game does actually have its charm. Impossible badge is just shy of entering zone 4 if anyone is wondering.

your webpage "losing focus" (disregarding inputs) is an issue with the advertisement banners refreshing on the kongregate webpage. has nothing to do with this game individually. It happens on every kongregate page you just don't notice it nearly as often when playing a game that utilizes mouse clicks. if you know how you can open up the source code and delete the advertisements to stop the issue from happening. you have to do it on every page you load. its tedious but a workaround.

um, infinite tunnel on my second try. "hard badge" unlocked i guess? xD

game is fun, but its really an endurance test as you dodge and tickle enemies to death. sentry knight was much more fun.

Usually, I just find a guide to hard badges like this. first time in a long time I've played all the way through and had a fun time. well done!

Honestly, the only behaviour your star system encourages is solving it with hints, then saving a picture and putting it all in with no hints. I'll just look at a solution and save myself the time. Star system should be restructured

Infuriating >:[ 5 stars :D

In the final level the four is 1-3 left to right. use that to get the correct solution that the game actually accepts rather than wasting your time finding the "wrong" correct solutions.

last secret level has multiple solutions. you need to add them or change the level to only have one if you aren't going to accept alternative solutions. lowered my rating from its original 5 stars :/

wish there was an easy way to see how this game ends. pretty sure i can't be bothered to cross the entire map for the near - end quest

If you want to beat the boss without using the staff, or god forbid farm the cost to reset skills, then you need to game the enemy spawn system. there are a max of 5-6 enemies that can be alive at a time so make sure they're easy ones. any time a hard enemy spawns kill it, and do your best to leave easy enemies alive. then play hit and run with the king re-genning health when neccessary

You've tracked them to their last Hideout! See if you can make it out alive! Okay! Napalm. Napalm. Air Strike... Wait make it out alive, I didn't even go in...

pay to increase bat clusters? thats a joke. I'd use a lot of upgrade points to get rid of them!

It would be nice if you could buy some ingredients. Even if they're stupid expensive, it would be nice to have some use for money other than making more money

Guide the final boss: Be maxed, max your runes, and repeat until you get a round where he doesn't spawn too many minions. Hope some of your troops make it until the end. Shame the late game was so awful. early game was really fun

Everytime I attempt the final boss, I can only think to myself.... has the developer actually come anywhere close to beating this?

There's bouncing boobs, and I'm supposed to focus on tree branches? No wonder the game is so hard!

Tip: Goose Ex Machinima isn't overly useful, but it does pay itself off and make a profit really quick. (3000 cost but possible extra 300 every launch if you succesfully avoid meteors)

Oh look, someone planted corn all over the place! wait nevermind, thats my gatling gun shell casings.

My longest goal scored: 0.0 (I run it in) Opponents longest goal: 121.6 yards. Kongregate: Congrats! you earned the long ranger badge! Might want to fix that badge :P