Litral's Comments

"Mom, why don't you and Dad live together?" "There's only room for 2 people in our house, so when you were born I kicked him out."

Since this game's mechanics are a direct copy of Swarm Simulator, why didn't you copy its superior interface as well...? Overflow of information makes for a terrible UI.

The popup text for picking up a weaker sword should be "Mine's Bigger!" instead of "Mine's Better!"

In Soviet Russia, it takes 50 seconds to finish a 200m race...

In this world of bloody insanity, a spear costs as much as a rocket launcher.

Easiest in-game medal ever: "Die with 666 bullets on screen."

I'm not playing this game even if you pay me $0.5 per level and each level takes 2 seconds.

When the game uploaded to be effective by black screen?

I only wish I had a magical refill button. Buying groceries is such a tiring chore.

The most important general hint is to have a huge web of tentacles. Use up all the tentacles by making links between your nodes. Your network will grow insanely.

My grandpa says this game reminds him of simpler times when you had to walk to school uphill in the snow and there were no hippies.

This is like dumping a load in our face and calling it the result of a burrito challenge.

Great game. I like how I can solve most puzzles with the digital equivalent of "shaking it violently to see which parts come off". 5/5

Why can't I date the roaming girl? She has a huge rack and her eyes are totally asking for it. I'm suing nerdook for anti-lesbian sentiments.

Let me say this: This made me install Unity.

The lesson: Only with science can mankind create something greater than itself. Literally.

Great game, Broken Dagger. :P

If you save and leave when Das Boxen is (literally) half-defeated, then load the game again, he becomes unbeatable - you can kill him, but you'll never get whatever's to the left of him. I don't know, I can't get it...

Um, magic consumes no crystals. What happened here? I'm sure you can't have made such a newbie mistake, so thank you very much. Unfortunately, my rating will indicate what I thought of the game, not what my gratitude amounts to.

There is really no worse game. A game where you click a button fifty thousand times to win would be more fun, because you don't have to click as much as in Dream World. "Unique"? "Exciting"? Do you perhaps notice the irony in these words?