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Hello everyone! I’m Andis, and welcome to today’s cooking show! On this episode, we will be making a classic, yet somewhat modern Soap Cake! Now I know what you’re thinking, who in their right mind wants a soap cake!? But we’re not in our right mind so that’s A-OK! But enough about that, let’s get started! For ingredients, you will need cake mix, eggs, butter, milk, the most fucked up route in existence, and some fine quality soap. Begin by mixing all of the ingredients in a bowl, and add extra soap for extra taste! Now that you are all mixed, put that bad boy in the oven for 30 seconds, and think about the scrumptious cake that will soon caress your taste buds. Once baked, take that moist cake out of the oven and slather it in some icing, strawberries, and extra soap for good measure. Once done, give it to your favorite friend and be prepared to experience true rejection. Well, that’s it for today’s episode, until next time, stay squeaky!