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“My nuts are telling me I should probably not talk to you. You should listen to them.” – Me.
“My only comfort in life is metal. I make my men out of iron and use them as body-pillows. Sometimes I get cut, but it’s totally worth it.” – Someone.
“I’m probably watching something right now. Please leave a message after the beep.” – Answering machine, 2016.
“I don’t use private browsing on porn websites. It’s better for them to know what I like. I just don’t want Facebook seeing I looked up ‘Anal loving Asian Midget’ five times.” – That creepy dude.
“I totally made up a bunch of quotes that are probably real, just to fill my profile. Please don’t try to get to know me. I’m just writing for fun.” – Abraham Lincoln, 1804 probably.
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