KholdstareZero's Comments

Oh man, the game is great but the dialogue in the journal entries is HILARIOUSLY BAD. Thank god it's not used more often or it'd kill the tone of the game. Wow.

Wouldn't SOPA Mario Brothers have been a better title?

Those musicians are going to get the biggest tip ever.

Sadly, all the oppurtunities to deck yourself out with the Minigun early in the game ruins any chance of there being difficulty. Didn't die once, didn't get hit on any of the bosses and never had any platforming issues. Too easy simply due to being able to get a lot of cash easily right from the start. Also, I finished the game with all achievements but the ones gotten for different characters. You need a better selection of achievements to up the replay value. Not bad though, lots of potential. Just needs to fix the balance; The monsters never stood a chance.

Classic concept, but you need better descriptions of the games. Far too many "WTF do I do?" games.

I prefer using WASD and another key on the right hand side of the keyboard to jump. Is there a means to make this optional in the next game?

The sense of scale is off....Things that shouldn't be even near zombies/the PC are hitting them/Me.

There is quite a bit of a lag issue. Whenever there is more than 5 zombies on the screen, the inputs from my keyboard are on a 2 second delay often resulting in me moving into the unwanted areas and getting my ass kicked. I am on lowest settings for quality and there is nothing that can enhance the performance. I've died in bullshit ways so many times and lost all my companions because of this issue. Please look into this!

"The Murder victim was assassinated by a High-Caliber rifle!" Few panels later... "The Murderer is NOT an Expert with Firearms" ....what

I really liked this. Shame we don't live forever.