KELLYRULES's Comments

Some guy said that the flashbacks weren't as invasive as is ideal, but I find after 130 in two laps your eyes start to hurt.

The AI in this game is pretty realistic, it even flames me when I don't talk back to it.

I'm like 20 seconds in and I'm already level five please help I'm progressing too fast.

I'm just getting the message "abort(114). Build with -s ASSERTIONS=1 for more info" Is there a way around it?

Man I was missing out when I wasn't using my headphones

Would be nice if you had to have warriors to defend against enemies. I personally think that'd make a nice addition- having to defend against attackers.

As someone who's actually played it for a bit. I like it. I won't be spending money on it and I don't feel like it won't be possible to play that way. I'd also like to quote on of the top comments and it's absurdity- "I sense pay to win, don't even have to play the game to feel it anymore" The day we stop giving devs a shot is the day indie games die.

I think making the health of the circles dependent on the size of the circles would be an excellent addition.

Who is this guy that downvotes every single memey post?

Game works well, the art is pretty neat too. I'm playing on chrome so that may be helpful for anyone who can't play. Pretty tough.

I like how clicking retry doesn't reset your score. Getting an absurdly high score would be child's play.

I feel like this game took a few steps back in regards to boss slayer. Boss Slayer was very balanced at all stages of the game and you ended up using most of your days. This game does not seem to share the similar balance. I managed to smoke the first three bosses my first run, they were definitely a bit too easy, the only reason i died on #4 was lack of dps. The upgrades were a bit confusing i couldn't tell when they were fully upgraded. I think the final boss would have been a bit more enjoyable if the butterfly had actually come from the cocoon itself rather than from offscreen.

Also the music changing during the boss battle wasn't a good choice IMO. The way i see it, the music is one of the best elements of this masterpiece and i would have liked to see it simply rise to a climax rather than downgrading in quality. The AI did a good job of keeping me guessing which is a big leap from boss slayer. A great sequel to boss slayer regarding the new mechanics, it would be preferable if some mechanics hadn't appeared such as the final boss warning, the lack of upgrade info (it wouldn't tell me what upgrade i was at from a cursory glance) and the music change for the final boss. The game was still a wallop of fun to play. Despite my minor criticisms, i would rate this an easy 7/10.

Easily the most immersive and realistic gaming experience of my life, i play this game ever day. I feel a connection to the driver, like i am the driver whenever i play this game. My life is a pool of sorrow and pain except for when i play this game. This game is the only bright spot in my life.

X Gon give it to ya'

In no monster hunter game have i killed a monster so many times to get 10 of the items.

Is this game based off of monster hunter? Despite it's flaws i really like it just because of it's similarity to monster hunter.

All i can think about: Teeth

"The shrekoners gather around you. In a low, sinister tone they chant Ogres are like onions over and over as they pummel you to death, dressed in their finest green pirate coats."

Religion: Shrekism Deity: Shrek Sacred words: Ogres are like onions Zealots: Shrekoners - Green pirate coat