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I like to jog, read books, plan to write one, and play video games.
Hit me up with a PM if you want to talk, fam.
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Things I Like
Jogging
Reading books
Video games
Classical music
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Things I Dislike
You
Your family
Your pathetic sense of moral obligation
Idiots
Why are you still reading this?
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โ€œImagination will often take us to worlds that never were, but without it, we would go nowhere.โ€ โ€“ Carl Sagan
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โ€œPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.โ€ โ€“ Groucho Marx
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โ€œIn preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.โ€ โ€“ Dwight D. Eisenhower
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โ€œThe clever hawk hides its claws.โ€ โ€“ Japanese proverb
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โ€œIn victory you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it.โ€ โ€“ Napoleon Bonaparte
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โ€œA few decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Please donโ€™t let Kevin Bacon die.โ€ โ€“ Bill Murray
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โ€œHolding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.โ€ โ€“ Gautama Buddha
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โ€œPower is not a means, it is an end. One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship. The object of persecution is persecution.โ€ โ€“ George Orwell, 1984
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โ€œPolitics is promising to do one thing, intending to do another, and in the end doing neither what you promised nor what you intended.โ€ โ€“ Saddam Hussein
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โ€œA crown is just a hat that lets the rain in.โ€ โ€“ Frederick the Great
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โ€œRevolution is not a dinner party, nor an essay, nor a painting, nor a piece of embroidery; it cannot be so refined, so leisurely and gentle, so temperate, kind, courteous, restrained and magnanimous. A revolution is an insurrection, an act of violence by which one class overthrows another.โ€ โ€“ Mao Zedong
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โ€œA flower falls even though we love it; a weed grows even though we hate it.โ€ โ€“ Dลgen Zenji
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โ€œIt is forbidden to kill, therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.โ€ โ€“ Voltaire
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โ€œThose who do not move do not notice their chains.โ€ โ€“ Rosa Luxemburg
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โ€œThe object of a war is always to get in a better position to wage another war.โ€ โ€“ George Orwell, 1984
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โ€œAll I know is that my gut says maybeโ€ โ€“ President Average of the Neutral Planet
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โ€œDonuts were invented by Stalin to weaken our country from within. Erode our state of military readiness. Destroy the flower of our youth.โ€ โ€“ Anthony Bourdain
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โ€œNothing is so firmly believed as that which least is known.โ€ โ€“ Michel de Montaigne
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โ€œThe important thing in strategy is to disallow the enemyโ€™s useful actions, and to allow his useless actions.โ€ โ€“ Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings
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โ€œSwooping is bad.โ€ โ€“ Alistair, Dragon Age: Origins
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โ€œYou can outrun what is running after you, but not what is running inside of you.โ€ โ€“ Rwandan proverb
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โ€œIs it considered an orgy if the roadkill I was sodomizing had a maggot colony in its rectum?โ€ โ€“ Me
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โ€œIf he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.โ€ โ€“ Sun Tzu, The Art of war
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โ€œPeople pretend not to like grapes when the vines are too high for them to reach.โ€ โ€“ Marguerite de Navarre
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โ€œAs there is one ruler in Heaven, so too should there be only one ruler on Earth.โ€ โ€“ Tamerlane
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โ€œYou can build a throne with bayonets but itโ€™s difficult to sit in it.โ€ โ€“ Boris Yeltsin
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โ€œCruelty is the power of cowards.โ€ โ€“ Persian proverb
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โ€œThe greatest enemy of a good plan is the dream of a perfect plan.โ€ โ€“ Carl von Clausewitz
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โ€œWhether you think you can or you think you canโ€™t, youโ€™re always right.โ€ โ€“ Henry Ford
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โ€œI have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.โ€ โ€“ Themistocles
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โ€œIf you canโ€™t replace literally with figuratively and have it mean the opposite, it means nothing in your sentence and you may as well bark.โ€ โ€“ Gylphicist
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โ€œWhen a white army battles Indians and wins, it is called a great victory. When they lose, it is called a massacre.โ€ โ€“ Cheeseekau
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โ€œAristocrats? The same ugly bodies and physical uncleanliness, the same toothless old age and disgusting death, as with market-women.โ€ โ€“ Anton Chekhov
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โ€œI can take it or leave it..โ€”Iโ€™ll take it.โ€ โ€“ Bender, Futurama
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โ€œI can resist anything but temptation.โ€ โ€“ Oscar Wilde
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โ€œIf you have one eye on your destination, you have but one eye to find the way there.โ€ โ€“ Anonymous
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