JoeChef

Ok first off the bat I live in Ügata (Mars) in C-67 (Colony 67). There’s only about 450 of us in C-67 and that’s not a lot. On our landing in 2015… Oh fine, on our crash landing in 2015 we had a 17 casualties. 17! that’s way too many. I was unhurt but a few of my buddies however were not. Anyways if you want more detail about that you can ask me, not that I want to talk about that. Life here is tough, not much water but we manage. Our M.P.S (Martian Personnel Shelter) Is only 500 square feet, and I have to share it with 5 other guys, not to bad but not great either. I’m our chef and my name’s Joseph but the guys just refer to me as “The Chef” you can too if you want it kinda makes me feel at home.The other guys are: Smokey our engineer, Tesla our scientist, Doughnut our communications guy (we call him that because he’s a little on the fat side), Frag our botanist (he’s called that ‘cause he’ll blow-up over pretty much anything you say) and then there’s D679 he’s our guard and I’ve never heard him say anything, other than that he’s a cool guy. You might be thinking what kinds of names are those? But I can’t tell you they’re real names, it’s classified info. And really I’m not supposed to tell you I live on Mars ‘n’ stuff but if you tell anyone… Who’s going to believe you?