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Jan. 18, 2009
Terrible Voice overs, fun game.
Jan. 11, 2009
537 on my first try! :D I love these games. They remind me of my childhood. I can't believe these used to be homework assignments.
Jan. 07, 2009
It's not bad. There is a bit of extra challenge added by the crappy hit detection.
Jul. 23, 2008
This is easily the best of all of this kind of game.
May. 08, 2008
Looks like they fixed the bugs. Terrific!
May. 05, 2008
Does anyone else have all the sound of this game turn into a irritating, high pitch ringing sound?
Apr. 27, 2008
It's pretty cool how I can design my own ship and cannons, but it gets pretty repetitive quickly.
Remember that part of this game that didn't make you go "What the ****?" Yeah, me neither. Still fun, though.
Apr. 17, 2008
mmkay, so it isn't just me who gets the glitch where it plays the song at the beginning and glitches until it's over?
Not much different from the last one. The music is still awful (if that crap can even be called music). It actually seems worse than before. I didn't really think that was possible. I don't understand why they would use the worst bands in existence for their game. Anyway, the game-play itself is nothing more than mediocre. 1/10
Apr. 08, 2008
Okay, this game has a few issues with lag that doesn't end until the song is over at the beginning. But it's still fun.
Best game I've ever played! Original, Funny, Entertaining.
Apr. 06, 2008
I thougt I was about to go out a door or something......... Instead I stepped into some sort of a dark abyss. How come I'm able to walk through walls? Am I a ghost? Anyway, it has potential....... I'll give it that much.
You know you've just played a great game when you beat it with only one question on your mind....... "What the hell was that?"
"welcome to garden in this game you will be making a garden have fun" Right off the bat, no punctuation. Good start. Then......... nothing happens. It's just a drag and drop thing.
I think this game was designed specifically for those of us who intentionally seek out the worst games on Kongregate, just so we can say how much we hate them.
This game is fantastic! I don't need any other in my life. Forget X-Box! Forget Playstation! This is all I need!
Does this game ever stop loading?
You all say this game sucks. But I'd personally like to thank the designer of this game. It really makes me think...... "Wow, at least I'm not the designer of this game."
Burgonet, you are brilliant! Didn't you love the picture of that guy you talk to in the beginning? Yeah, me neither.
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