JaziahBaer

Working, college, and my own worst enemy

Favorite rm2 quotes:
kbeandme: death is a part of life. but living after death is what the dead want to watch.
kbeandme: so put on a good show,
kbeandme: thumbs up
XoAeritHoX: lol I have zina and zobble on my main and lardoz on the alt >.<
08Wckster08: dances naked, hows that gma
XoAeritHoX: schems
kbeandme: watches wck looks good. wink
08Wckster08: OH YEAHHH, lol XD
kbeandme: lol
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The_C_Unit: miha, have you strangled a prostitute yet?
RealBigOleDummy: Gratis too!
The_C_Unit: that’s one of the vegas bucket list items people have right?
MihaelJKeehl: No, but if it will help my rng I will strangle 2
Possguins: ahh earlier i had on my dino pet and seraph wings
kbeandme: nice
AUG 4 – 9:46PM
the_claw_machine: ima warty warrior
The_C_Unit: try starting with a hooker, and then move up to showgirl if it helps
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JimboTheGuy: this jimbo guy sounds like an asshole
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kbeandme: i just adhere to the flowchart
kbeandme: http://muppa.kapsi.fi/kbe_instructions.png

kbeandme: if you want to die, feel free to list an ingame name.
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jiancarl: hello i like
jiancarl: puns
jiancarl: no pies
kbeandme: I think you’re looking for room 1.
kbeandme: You press the gear icon at top right and change room to bit heroes room 1.
kbeandme: good luck.
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JaziahBaer: this entire chat is all kbes alts talking to himself
erikrthered2: ^
Stned: looool
BRANDXIV: ^^
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BRANDXIV: Any of ya’ll use/wear *************
BRANDXIV: smart watches?
BRANDXIV: Why the **** is that blocked lmao
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wildcard451: jazz, get juppio dick out yo mouth.
wildcard451: save some for the rest of us
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CraigL18: In Finland, when you break the law, you have to shower with muppa.
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CraigL18: PRO TIP: gasoline is cheaper if you syphon it from your neighbors cars.

CraigL18: Cause I can get you laid super cheap if you don’t mind women with a severe crack addiction.
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CraigL18: hey, that hooker had it coming
Aaron_Azimov: whoa are we to throw stones? :P
CraigL18: Well me, that’s how she got it
Aaron_Azimov: who* this is what happens when im low on caffeine
LabgrownMangoat: biblical
CraigL18: yes I never kill hookers when you are on caffeine highs
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JimboTheGuy: so the porn parody is how to bang your dragon?
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