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Jake8

Latest Activity: Played Robo Rampage (Dec 15, 2020 9:53am)

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Level 23
Location Well the only possible answer is:A. In your closet, B. Under your bed, C. Outside your front door, or D. Outside the window, waving at you.
Member Since Jun. 25, 2009
Website http://www.kongregate.com

Hi everyone!!!

Thanks for reading my profile Iโ€™ve been a Kongregate member for 2 years now. while being a member for 6 years I only had 3 goals
If the Word(s) is/are crossed out, that means I already did it.

Have friends
Get a top comment
I have to get lucky to get the last goal.
Become a Mod

People keep asking me about my picture. Its the Sword Art Online logo. SAO is my favorite anime that I like to watch, Soโ€ฆ Yeah. Enjoy!
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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had a really bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man โ€œTell me about the day you died.โ€ The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so I came home early to catch her with him.
I searched all over the apartment but couldnโ€™t find him anywhere. So I went out onto the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging on the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes. So, I got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of act gave me a heart attack, of which I died from.
St. Peter couldnโ€™t deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he let the man in. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died. โ€œWell, sir, it was awful,โ€ said the second man. โ€œI was doing aerobics on my balcony on my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac came out and started pounding on my fingers with a hammer. Luckily I landed in some bushes. But, then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!โ€
St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. โ€œTell me about the day you died.โ€ he said to the third man in line. โ€œOK, picture this;Iโ€™m naked inside a refrigeratorโ€
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A hamster is like a cigarette, perfectly calm, until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
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So there was a Hispanic man who married an American woman. They went to vacation to Spain where everyone speaks Spanish. The woman buys chicken every night, but she doesnโ€™t speak Spanish, so she shows her thighs to the store keeper so he knows what she wants. One day, the woman wanted a banana. So she brought her husband. Can you guess why? Her husband speaks Spanish, but I like what you think _
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Tarzan: Hmmm how should I talk to her? Hello I am Tarzan, and you are? It is an honor to talk to you miss, how are you? (Actual) Tarzan: Me Tarzan, you Jane Tarzan thoughts: Damnit!
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If i had a son, I would name him Sparta so if I introduce him, i would say โ€œTHIS IS SPARTA!โ€ And if he had a twin, my friend would say "NO THIS IS PATRICK!
__________________________________M โ€“ Mature โ€“ Games โ€“ Blood and gore,
Drug reference, Intense violence, Strong language = Girl on her period
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Lol I donโ€™t know why buy my school gives away โ€œYellowโ€ carrots every day, so I asked my friend โ€œWhatโ€™s yellow, squishy, wet, and edible?โ€ He said โ€œAsiansโ€
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โ€œHelp I had sex with a girl, and I peed in her. It was an accident, and now she wont talk to me.โ€
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying โ€œDAMNโ€ฆ THAT WAS FUNโ€
FAKE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: cry with you
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say โ€œIโ€™M HOME!โ€
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think youโ€™ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say โ€œDrink the rest of that you know we donโ€™t waste that stuff.โ€
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: Will read this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did
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(vโ€™.โ€™) โ€“ KIRBY
โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–Œโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–„
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You say Taylor Swift, I say Breaking Benjamin

You say Lady Gaga, I say Evanescence

You say Miley Cyrus, I say๏ปฟ Slipknot

You say๏ปฟ T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace

You say Eminem, I say Linkin Park

You say Jonas Brother,I say Green๏ปฟ Day

You say Flowers,I say Puddle๏ปฟ of Mudd

92% people have turned to pop and hip-hop.If๏ปฟ you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music. DONT LET ROCK DIE!
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