Jacobwolfer

Okay, first, my name is not a Twilight reference. Twilight sucks. My name is supposed to be Jakob Wulfen, in reference of St. Jakob’s Lutheran Church in Germany, and the German guy who discovered the periodic element Wulfenite. Second, if I refer to myself as a “vampire”, I am not role playing. I’m allergic to garlic, literally allergic sunlight, and it’s difficult for my digestive track to handle anything, but meat and blood. Unfortunately, I am not immortal, can’t fly, don’t have telepathy, and can’t turn people into my human slaves. And I don’t sleep in a coffin.