Ivan62300's Comments

More like Self-Important Bagel.

The tentacle wars music is a really good backdrop for my smooth jazz station music.

In space, no one can hear you ARRRRR

I thought my first achieved ending was my best ending. Kitten-duck pirate dynasty!

The brigands who retake towns definitely need to be nerfed in the later game. It's ridiculous that I can defeat the king, but have trouble with some town attackers.

That's a nice comment you've got there; it would be a ssssssssshame if sssssomething were to happen to it. I've said it, now bring on the downvotes. Do your worst.

Games without save features should not be allowed badges.

The platforming is great, but the premise is uncreative and overused, so I'm giving it a flat 4.

The guy who maintains these roads is such a screwup.

That was an awfully quick fire. It's like someone poured lighter fluid all over it or something.

This is sprite for sprite, sound for sound a recreation of one of the Oracle games.

Why does a square have round eggs?

I got gold on all the levels and upgraded all the squads to see if there was a squad unlocked in that last spot, but nay, my efforts were in vain.

This game is getting to be pretty expansive. Not bad for something that used to just be a gray screen.

The title reminds me of Barns and Nobles, the classic farming simulation.

I'm bothered by all the people trying to make something top commenty, even when they see all the downvoted attempts to do the same. The top comments haven't changed and they won't change. Feel free to downvote this if you wish, or just leave it alone if you're neutral.

Best way to prevent crime: Make your city impossible to traverse

What if the bullet time effect doesn't actually do anything, but it's just our minds that are slowing down the game for us?

I like the animation in the background. It brings back memories of my childhood.

Sure is nice of that MOAB that floats over tunnels to stay on the path.