IronWorker512's Comments

Why does this game not save? I will not play this again if I know that every time, I will have to start over. Add a save feature. Until then, 1/5.

My archers keep attacking new enemies as soon as they see them instead of killing their current target. I have lost dozens of lives at a time as monsters, all with only a sliver of health, file through the end-gate.

I've been taking a lot of the passive buff skills, but I don't see a difference in my stats. For example Battle Hardened is supposed to raise my HP by 20%. However, it only raised my HP from 80 to 85. My HP should have gone up by 16, not 5. I had the same problem with my mage. None of the stat-boosting equipment showed any changes to my stats.

Why am I shooting little pee-pellets from my ding-dong? Oh that's right, urine is far more powerful than bullets... I'd like to say that this game could use a little more polishing, but that would be generous. Beef up the graphics a bit. Make the bullets come out of the guns. Give the game an upgrade system. Then I'll enjoy this game for far more than 3 seconds.

What was with the camera shaking every time the golems screamed? Big turn-off for me.

This game would be a 4/5, but because of the pauses after getting achievements and kills it's a 1/5.

Whenever I die/beat a level the gaaame slooooows waaaaaaaaay dooooooowwwwwwwn. 3/5

I got the black screen. I refreshed... five times. Black screen.. every time. This game blows.