HurricaneSlash

Hey! I’m here playing games! You want something? You wanna go? 1v1 me irl skrub i’ll rek u.

I like adventure and plots that get you hooked into the characters. I have no time for bitching or people who get “offended” by anything. If you don’t like my style of humor, be the mature one, and just mute me instead of bitching in the chatroom until I have to mute you. If you can’t handle that let your mommy know so she can take better measures of your internet privileges.

I get bored easily and randomly, so if I leave you hanging or just plain leave, please take it personally and cry like the lil’ bish you are. I have neither the time nor the patience for other people’s bs or their small-talk. We’re in an internet chatroom. No one gives a shit what homeroom was like today, or how the weather is, or oh my god, actual friggin politics. If you can’t at least make an effort to be interesting here, there is no hope for you and you should just give up on your dreams and aspirations in life. No wonder your dad left.