Hsien_VK

anigous: I wish someone paid a girl to **** me

joeypeapot: I’ll pay a girl to **** you, ani.

joeypeapot: She gotta be cute?

sir_tokes: she gotta be a girl?

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Forbearance: VK, you disturb me…

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Hsien_VK: I’m spelcial.

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Lost and Found Badge (easy – 5 points)

Fellator vel Fellatrix Badge (medium – 15 points)

Exceptionally Skilled Linguist Badge (medium – 15 points)

Auxiliary Badge (medium – 15 points)

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Beginner’s Luck Badge (easy – 5 points)

Waking Up the Neighbors Badge (medium – 15 points)

Dreams Aren’t Even this Good Badge (hard – 30 points)

Gods Call Out MY Name Badge (impossible – 60 points)

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Soloist Badge (easy – 5 points)

One And Only Badge (medium – 15 points)

One Of Many Badge (medium – 15 points)

“Hey, have any of you seen my other sock?” Badge (hard – 30 points)

From Dusk till Dawn, Dawn till Dusk, Rinse, and Repeat Badge (hard – 30 points)

“…and then, everyone began cheering us on.” Badge (hard – 30 points)

“You did that WHERE?!” Badge (impossible – 60 points)

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You Regret Getting This Badge (easy – 5 points)

Noah’s Arc Badge (medium – 15 points)

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