HopefulNebula's Comments

...actually, no. life's too short for this badge to be worth it.

Do the admins actually play the games they badge anymore? This game is so slow to recognize when you've made a combo (vs when you haven't) that it's impossible to rely on the data the game gives you. And I've had like 130 balls on screen before i lost, and i've had like 75, because the game's reaction time is JUST THAT BAD. I'm going to get this badge and then I'll do a little dance because I never have to play it again.

...oh. i think i've figured out the cause -- the lag spikes happen even when quality is set to low and i have no other windows open, btw. It's the small lava cracks and the rock piles. for some reason I lag spike hard whenever one of those is on the screen, or about to show up. Which is why the switchbacks are easy but the flat areas are hard.

Why is the last level so laggy? I was all set to go "yay a racing game of this genre that I actually *like*, but the last level is so laggy that it's driving me crazy. Especially at the very beginning, and just before the second set of switchbacks. So it's still a racing game of this genre I actually like, but with humongous reservations.

Thank you for this game. And thank you Kong, for giving a challenge to it. I'm particularly enjoying all the salty, salty bigot-tears.

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

There should be a way to exchange cards for each other. I mean, I suck at card games, so the Power User card is useless to me. But if I could exchange, say, three of them for another card (along with perhaps some BC, and extra BC if I want to choose what card I get), they'd be suddenly much less useless.

aaaand I cheerfully withdraw my previous comment. I don't know what changed, but something fixed it.

Ugh, the mouse controls for menus and stuff are super laggy on my machine. It took four tries to configure the keyboard.

I'm glad Santa can swim through acid.

There needs to be an option to turn sound completely off, not just music.

When it's not only possible, but *easier* to win slalom levels by sticking to one side... you're doing something wrong, programmers.

OMG FARSCAPE. THAT IS ALL.

Did You Know? I am the very model of a modern Anti-Idle game.

What other game is the level music in? I know I've heard it before but can't remember...

Kitana, the opponents aren't luckier. You just can't read the game description.

Dudes. It's not Mel Gibson. It's Rick Astley.

I read the directions repeatedly and am convinced that they're not written in English.

Crippled unless you play at ArmorGames. FAIL.

What I want to know is whose bathroom Noise Pollution records in.