Hoboman_One's Comments

I wonder what took so long to upload this to Kong...

Protip: This is a protip. Protip: This joke has likely been made before and is unfunny. That's okay, because I'm unfunny. Why are you even looking at the comments? Play the game, already!

I expect to see snakes on a polar plane.

Godzilla, Jesus Christ. I'd laugh at your comment and how bad and unhelpful it is, but then I'd be a hypocrite.

Protip: In the battle arena, you can fuse ranged and melee weapons. Set a ranged weapon as your primary, and a melee as your secondary. The ranged weapon should be absurdly powerful.

Abra, a suggestion: Say you invest points in a talent that increase the damage or effects of all of your talents, or increases your base damage, or something similar. When you hover the mouse over the talent on the bottom, it displays damage done without the added talent that would otherwise increase the damage/effect of this talent. It would be great if we could see actual damage done, rather than damage without talents that boost this number.

No Pandarians? Aww well. The only reason it's not perfect is because everything can be improved upon! 5/5 + Favorite.

I doubt the developer will answer this but I'll go ahead and ask anyways: Were you on drugs, how many were you on, and how many beef burritos did you eat while on them?

There's no easy way to get 1000 combo on I Just Wanna Burn, is there? I swear, my computer will burn before I get that cheivo

I want Tristan's sword. I mean, it makes enemies EXPLODE when they die. It's like having a Michael Bay movie as a weapon.

I swear to god I will punch the next person who even mentions Toys and Us. In a good way.

The endurance running training is completely safe. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? The rocks are only half as big as the duck...

All of the hidden songs are the best thing I've ever listened to high.

So I've got a decent choice of 24 powerful spells to choose from in order to kill this enemy...I think I'll whack it with my staff instead!

This is one of those games where I went "Hey, I played the first one!" and instantly rate the sequel 5 stars without even playing it.

Is it me, or does it kinda look like Tristan's wearing lipstick once you get 1 star?

The plot of this game is incredible.

Simple, yet great.

Even from this I can't seem to get the drop I want in dungeons.

Grade 13 Prismatic Supergem - Damage: 4653-20246 - Range: 180 - Firing Speed:279 - +5 poison damage over 5 seconds...I just love how much poison damage this gem deals! The poison owns everything!