Havocmasta

Hey people! So you clicked on my profile to learn more about me did you? or maybe you are simply bored, clicked somewhere, and this is where you ended up? No matter, but if you wanted to learn about me, you're in the right spot. Firstly: I am a sarcastic jackass. Let me reiterate this. SARCASM. I DO IT. People keep making the mistake of taking more than half of my comments seriously. This is foolish. My humor consists of situational humor, and satirical remarks. Second: By no means I am a nice or horrible person, but I will at least try to make your stay enjoyable as I bombard your compatriots with my remarks and jabs. Don't take it personally if you find yourself on the end of my wit's boomstick. Everyone feels the 10-gauge fury at some time or another. Lastly: Trolls are the bane of internet society. I do not like them, I try to be nice, but when your second sentence is some foul bastardization of the English language, there will be no mercy. So to speak. It won't be pretty, but it will be funny! To everyone around you, at least. Your head will be on your keyboard, as you cry in the shame that is your pathetic existence. --------------------------------------- Foreword: TL;DR = I kick ass. The Inconspicuous Cardboard Box is my normal romping ground, so stop by at any time! Our mods do their job, and -most- of our Regulars are not total idiots. You win some you lose some, I suppose. I hope you enjoy your stay here! Play nice! And don't panic!